Random Ass Shit

confusion is the only constant in my life.

[lavagoth]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[fission-mailure]

Yeah, sure, I’ll try anything at this point.

[blankkphase]

Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals.

[vampiregerards]

sir this is your great grandmother’s funeral can you please stop saying mmm whatcha say after every pause

[bishego-archive]

if you read this you’re cute no take backs

[markourshapes]

once i found out about polyamory, love triangles as a plot device lost 98% of their appeal

[paramass]

[beautyfit-kc]

How to cover up tattoos!

use a red lipstick covering the outlines

pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder

pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer

use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.

VIDEO TUTORIAL: http://youtu.be/-pYuvb3Iv4E

[homestuckresources]

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

[moving-cosplaytipsandtrick-blog1]

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

[the-grand-fangirl]

Also good for hickeys

[queergear]

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

[looksomewhereelse-deactivated20]

Actually works on hickeys… Trust me

[lesbian-death-trope-blog]

My family is Jewish. Big family dinner coming up. Thank you.

[60106-deactivated20160403]

[brokebitchantics]

IM TIRED OF HIM OH MY GOD

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Have you ever been so bad at a subject that when you have a test you cheat and you still fail cause I did

[sea-of-blood-red-roses]

You have fucking Velma as your icon

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

I solve mysteries not equations

[flopryn]

seems legit

[catbountry]

That’s fucking amazing.

[girlfriendsforscience-deactivat]

fucking read it oh my god,

[deviantxxx-deactivated20171228]

Crazy ride from beginning to end

[3-2-1stop-blog]

Where did the baby alligator come into it

[sabitcher]

are you doing your hw

get tf on that book report

go read over them notes

have you even looked at those handouts from class

I can see you procrastinating

[bigmammallama5]

are you going to let nicki minaj down

[lolfactory]

[officialkirstenmcduffie]

TINY STEVE WOULD FUCKIN WRECK CATCALLERS CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT LITTLE PRE-SERUM SHIT BACK IN BROOKLYN IF SOMEONE WAS HOOTING AND HOLLERING AT A GIRL ON THE STREET HE WOULD LAUNCH ALL NINETY POUNDS OF ASTHMA AT THEM WHILE BUCKY GETS THE GIRL TO A SAFE DISTANCE AND DOUBLES BACK TO GET HIS TINY ANGRY CHIHUAHUA OF A BEST FRIEND OUT OF THE FRAY

[22yr-old-harry]

I haven’t seen any posts on tumblr about this kid, but you may have seen this going around twitter. He’s received an absurd amount of hate for supporting women, as well as a lot of love (as he obviously deserves!) Let’s keep this movement going! 

his insta // his tumblr 

[22yr-old-harry]

reblogging because i also think this is really important for trans boys who might get their periods suddenly and not be prepared. like have your bro’s back. how cool is that?

[lesbianralzarek]

also an excuse for trans boys to have pads on them if they’re caught by someone who didnt know they had a uterus. please make this common place so that excuse doesnt sound so awkward

[mysharona1987]

[pinstripesuit]

Jupiter Ascending: settle for nothing less than a werewolf space angel who gifts you flying rollerblades and treats you like a fucking queen

[serenadestrong]

If life hands you a werewolf space angel, grab onto that puppy with both hands and don’t let go

[all-made-of-stardust]

GOOD

[witherether]

the worst beauty misconception dark girls are fed is that they can’t experiment with their look

you can go as loud as you want

or keep it simple

stick to the neutrals 

or go on all out galaxy chic

go out sultry

or go out sweet

cause your skin is so versatile

that there’s no such thing as “the right colour”

be a goddamn mermaid if you like

 dress down

or up

go natural

or not

you’ll still look flawless

so go ahead and shower in gold

or do nothing at all

cause at the end of the day

you’re still a queen

[onlywhenimhonest]

You wanna talk representation? Before Tumblr, I never experimented with color, hair or makeup-wise. I’d heard too many people correlate black women and bright colors as ‘ghetto’. Posts like these are So important. So incredibly important. 

Thank you

[pouty-nymph-deactivated20180201]

But for real yall some goddesses