smashing into everything

aka chippies (30s, they/she)

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developments:

jeremy's moustache is gone (!)

jon isn't wearing the tabard anymore?

clippy appearance 📎

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jeremy will do just the most graceful, feminine hand gestures and none of them react at all 😭

*so* ridiculous

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select all images with alex robertshaw (hard).

lads i realised the triangular shape of ribbitshaw's cheeks/chin when he smiles is *the same* as freddo frog and i'll never unsee it.

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theme: you've been having thoughts and feelings about re-animator era jon

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back with another instalment of jeremy titposting

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jeremeej #tbt Hair, 2006.

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jon and jeremy brushing their teeth together in the bathroom of their sharehouse late at night, and jon says something so ridiculous even for him that jeremy bursts out laughing and spits toothpaste all over himself and the mirror.

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a lovely michael for your weekend

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rumour has it that if you're at an ee show and you whisper 'the fence, your face' three times in a row, jon will zap you with his forehead laser.

(from here)

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look at himmmm

sliver of tummy 🔎👀

(from here)

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imagine if...

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alex robertshaw eating neapolitan ice cream at 1am with a soup spoon.

jonathan higgs wearing boxers with monkeys and bananas on them.

jeremy pritchard eating corn on the cob at 2pm. very reasonable.

michael spearman putting odd socks on and taking one off again.

alex robertshaw sneezing like a kitten.

jonathan higgs making a snack of white bread, butter and garlic powder.

jeremy pritchard reading a street directory for fun because he finds it aesthetically pleasing.

alex robertshaw tucking his trousers into his socks on a hike.

michael spearman packing a snack of cheese cubes and biscuits.

jonathan higgs getting a nosebleed when he cries.

jeremy pritchard sitting down to wee when he's drunk so he doesn't get any drips on his nice shoes.

alex robertshaw accidentally dropping his rubik's cube in a puddle.

jonathan higgs sitting hunched at his computer in the dark.

michael spearman following a goat farm account on instagram to watch the baby goats headbutt things harmlessly.

michael spearman putting three types of root vegetable in a stew.

jeremy pritchard washing his white clothes separately.

jeremy pritchard gasping at a text and calling back to respond.

jonathan higgs brushing his teeth in the shower and getting the urge to clean his toenails with toothpaste.

jonathan higgs making porn in blender and suddenly wondering if perhaps he shouldn't.

jeremy pritchard cutting his sandwich in half diagonally.

michael spearman writing milk on his shopping list even though he buys it every week.

jeremy pritchard getting a little bit of petrol on his hands when filling up his car and saying 'fuck'.

alex robertshaw smiling proudly after fixing the dripping tap.

alex robertshaw leaving a tissue in his pocket and the clothes come out the washing machine covered in tissue bits.

jonathan higgs putting the wrong balance of spices in a curry because he didn't read the whole recipe.

michael spearman always picking a seat on the train so he's travelling facing forward.

jonathan higgs owning every book alex niven has written but keeping them at the back of a cupboard instead of on the bookshelf.

michael spearman buying two boxes of cereal because they were 20% off.

jeremy pritchard trying to sew a button back on a shirt but he can't thread the needle.

jeremy pritchard organising his record collection alphabetically and feeling angsty whenever someone pulls one out.

jonathan higgs dishing his cat's food into its bowl and licking the spoon.

michael spearman being cougar bait circa 2010.

jeremy pritchard that one time in his 20s when he was drunk and wondered briefly if he'd look genuinely good in lingerie.

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you don't want to look at my hands 'cos i can't play any of the parts

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😑😑😁😑

(from here)

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source

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he looks like he would've taken my sandwich from me in primary school

source

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Is Jeremy Pritchard a Seal: A Review of the Evidence

Whilst Jeremy Pritchard looks decidedly like a human being, a close inspection of the literature reveals some unusually pinniped-like characteristics. Below we will examine a selection of photographic and audiovisual evidence in an attempt to ascertain his true nature.

In a 2020 livestream, Jeremy revealed that he was raised a pescetarian (fig. 1 video). His diet appears to have diversified since his upbringing, but he still displays a penchant for fish. In a 2023 review of the band's favourite restaurant's menu (fig. 2 video), he says his usual order contains the main dish Makhan fish. Similarly, during the recording of Mountainhead, he can be seen cooking a meal for the band involving no less than eight cans of sardines (fig. 3).

Interestingly, his surname, Pritchard, is quite close to 'pilchard'. Pilchards are one of many fish whose young are canned and sold as sardines. Perhaps his affinity for sardines in particular stems from this coincidence.

On his band's 2022 North American tour, Jeremy expressed interest in visiting a colony of sea lions (fig. 4 video). He can be seen not only observing them, but attempting to engage in conversation with them in fluent sealese. Fig. 5 shows his displeasure at only being able to pose with a fake sea lion instead of a real one (perhaps the conversation didn't go well).

Finally, in figures 6 and 7, we see that when Jeremy claps he does so in a way distinctly reminiscent of flippers.

The above evidence suggests that Jeremy Pritchard has at least a strong affiliation with seals. It may not be sufficient to say with certainty that he is a seal, but neither can this conclusion be refuted.