[eveninginparis]

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

[darksouls2fan-deactivated202512]

im not autistic im just this way for no reason at all

[300f0xway]

adopting a new cat at the weekend and nearly named her noah knox (noah czerny / jeremy knox) before realising my mistake. i can't do her like that.

so taking name suggestions lmao

[peterpatterr]

Neil Josten is the kind of person to become genuinely offended when accused of lying over something he 100% lied about.

[300f0xway]

some things never change aka me making defending jean moreau my whole personality for the past decade.

[instigatorjosten]

Neil: the mafia is after us

Seth: who the fuck is “us”? speak for yourself

Neil, at Seth’s funeral: the mafia is after me

[bob-ross-is-a-mermaid]

Just thinking about how Aaron said “minyards don’t get any higher than rock bottom” and then became a neurosurgeon and his brother became an Olympic athlete

[odysseus-day]

once again thank you jeremy knox for being the only person with enough sense to go "hey! isn't it weird that everyone is calling jean a whore because he slept with grown men at..... 16???? shouldn't we question, oh idk, THE ADULTS FUCKING A MINOR?!?"

[andrew-minyards-flirting-skills]

andrew: would you kill yourself for me?

neil, about to thank andrew for the keys, the trust, the honesty, and the kisses: you have no idea bro

[percy15]

I can’t stop thinking about the fact that Andrew used knives and cigarettes to cope

Only for Neil to be torn apart by a couple knives and a cigarette lighter.

[tiredjustsoverytired]

I'm sorry, but if Andrew and Neil found out about Thea's "up to your old tricks" line, they would hunt her for sport and never let her exist in Kevin's and especially Jean's general vicinity again

[waste-of-a-song]

The urge to read the raven cycle endlessly until I die from thirst or whatever

[riceballannie]

kevin being the true epitome of "ball is life" even when faced with attractive people

[fortheloveofexy]

to tiny miracles and new beginnings

[blueseysyogurt]

this fucking sucks I’m going to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] sacrifice myself to a sentient forest and become its hand and eyes

[kikipuff]

Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.

[itsnotmika]