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You know what makes me rlly emotional sometimes, is when a younger hockey player will take a number which essentially combines two of his predecessors numbers and I’m just like YESSSS THOSE R UR PARENTS!!!

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Lewis Hamilton coded

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i love you hockey season i love you hockey narratives i love you old dogs senior sanctuary players in their 30s trying to make it count i love you rookies failing and fumbling and loving the game anyway with the weight of the world on your shoulders i love you soulmates on the same line for years who can find each other blind i love you old men who succeed out of spite for the sake of each other i love you young guns who have fun and win to say fuck you to the old guard who want fighting and killing i love you guys who are fewer now but still resort to fighting and killing so it means the new face of the franchise doesn't get fought and killed i love you man with no teeth and all heart i love you goalie helmet kisses i love you freakass weird goalies with your blair witch omens built on broken hockey sticks hanging from your posts i love you wes mccauley even though you're on thin fucking ice i love you fans rooting for your shitty teams with worse management i love you people booing gary bettman i love you guys who find such a weird fucking loophole midgame that they have to make a new rule that you can't do that and they cite you by name i love you goalie interference whatever you are i love you intricate rituals i love you i love you i love you

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Ok hear me out I know I’m so late to this trend but:

“One day I am gonna grow wings”

Nicky - (Freedom)

Aaron - (Success)

Andrew - (Death)

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for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

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Is Batman the Flamebird to Dick Grayson’s Nightwing?????

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Do y’all ever wonder if Kevin wore spray tan for press and stuff while he was in the nest so that it didn’t look like he spent all his time underground??

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Happy birthday Kevin!!

I wonder sometimes if you had a mantra like Jean’s “I will endure…” or were you in the nest so long that you convinced yourself it was normal.

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I’m begging you, someone please edit Kevin using the “but Peter your going to die doing this … in the stupid costume” telling Neil to run when he finds out who he is, literally begging him to run (and Kevin giving up on his own dream and life because if he does run they will be disqualified for having too few players and Kevin cannot survive without exy. But Neil’s life is more important in that moment) arrggghhhhh someone. I will give u my soul and my kidneys.

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The lack of all for the game x criminal minds crossovers is blasphemous

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Kevin Day

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I know they were probably taught how to do it themselves.

But you know all the black widows hair styles, Its nice to think that before the red dust was developed, the girls used to do each others hair before missions, and after it was such and ingrained ritual that they kept doing it. Every widow learnt how to do intricate, lovely hairstyles on all hair types and lengths, it was the one thing the instructors, their world, could never seem to take away from them.

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Kevin to Jean or Neil

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Andrew Minyard is an Ethel Cain variant

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Andrew is medusa,

Renee is Athena.

Kevin is Icarus,

Riko is his sun.

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When is Jean Moreau’s birthday?????

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Do you ever think about the fact, that if Riko had actually killed Kevin instead of just breaking his hand that Neil would never have met Andrew. and that Neil would fade from the world without a soul to remember him, and Andrew would forever be a monster to everyone who knew him. Or are you normal??