34 China Tea Cups

Mostly just my interests, fandoms, and posts I find funny. Sometimes post my photography<3

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

[heirtocragflame]

A bee girl would probably say “in my bumble opinion”

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[sharksdancing]

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

[screw-this-rutabaga]

The best thing about Game Changer is you can't get spoilers. I haven't seen Count The Rice, I have seen countless posts tagged with spoilers for Count The Rice, and the only thing I learned is that this episode is called Count The Rice.

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[mcelquotes]

The spirit is willing, but the slime is weak.

Griffin McElroy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[thoughtcascades]

the only thing stopping me is absolutely nothing

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[nanasmusic]

oh to be someone’s favorite person.

[vanityplatesofmi]

[toastyglow]

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

[toastyglow]

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

[toastyglow]

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

[danffodilf]

they're highkey both