captain sassy

[starskyandfetch-blog]

[nichls-blog]

[crunchiestkatie]

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

[lancrebitch]

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

[sidestepup2thestreets]

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

[sidestepup2thestreets]

je ™

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

How can I make it clear to other people riding public transportation that I’m the main character

[pugs]

[danbutt]

[popular-tv-shows]

[stunningpicture]

Our cat waits outside every morning to be with my son when he waits for the bus.

[silosenovengo]

[nizariat]

You are very lucky if you have someone to whom you can tell about your bad behaviours without them thinking that you are a bad person, but because they know that what is inside you is purer and more beautiful. أنت محظوظ جدا إن كنت تملك شخصا تحكي له تصرفاتك السئة دون أن يفكر بأنك شخص سيء، لأنه يعرف جيدا أن الذي بداخلك أنقى و أجمل

Nizar Qabbani (via nizariat)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[rawbeef]

This post got progressively better.

[magicc0ncha]

[madderhatter]

[daddywhorebucks]

[thisistricks]

The hardest realization you’ll make after a break up is that time moves on, and so do they, even if you don’t.

excerpt from a story I’ll never write, part 12 (via studious-blogger)

[boomarsmovedblogs-deactivated20]

for each note this post gets i will pat my dog

her name is nelly & she is soft and lovely & she makes weird noises when she gets excited

[boomarsmovedblogs-deactivated20]

this is her btw

[tastefullyoffensive]

“The morning dew perfectly captured my dog’s erratic freedom run.” Photo by Babolattack (larger version)

[patsy-navarro]

nyoooooooom

[brimalandro]

[samjoonyuh]

Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…

[farahjxsmxn-deactivated20150612]

there are no in betweens