Im Back From The Dead!

Bitch please, I'm a llama

[lagonegirl]

Of course you don’t. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your  prison owning donors depend on

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆

[fonzworthcutlass]

welp;

[holyromanhomo]

Actual quote, in context:

“I believe that we should make community college free. We should have debt-free college if you got to a public college or university. You should not have to borrow a dime to pay tuition… I disagree with free college for everybody. I don’t think taxpayers should be paying to send Donald Trump’s kids to college.“ [video link]

Don’t spread misinformation just to fit a narrative, Clinton is advocating for there to be a cap on who gets free college so that the government doesn’t have to subsidize the education of people with enough disposable income to pay for it themselves. The plan she’s proposing would have a better chance of being passed, is more cost-effective, and still opens up higher education to low-income individuals who previously couldn’t afford it. 

[mogifire]

[blundstone-deactivated20170419]

Fucking hell this is 10/10

[nightshade-the-demon-deactivate]

I want to _____ you.

[uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2]

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

[eye4aye-blog]

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

[willemscream]

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

[dutchster]

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

[eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218]

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

*cautiously reblogs this*

[kikokay-k-deactivated20220521]

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

[rirari]

//has never gotten an ask and just wants a damn ask about anything

[felixtheawesomefox]

… Probably not getting anything, but hey, why not.

[banefulbloodstream-archive-blog]

Reblog this if you wait patiently for replies and respect the other mun enough to understand that muses can become selective at times in replying to certain threads, as well as ooc life becoming far too busy at times.

[3mma3ose-blog]

Cucumbers

[hetcharacteroftheday]

I just realized cucumbers are pickles before they get all sour. Anon what are you doing

asdasdasd

[3mma3ose-blog]

Cucumbers

[hetcharacteroftheday]

ok, but what if it was a very big hole/small cucumber? or what if you had a cucumber custom fit for the weiner?

why

[3mma3ose-blog]

Cucumbers

[hetcharacteroftheday]

"Why do straights ruin everything" damn anon you're right after all your straight parents gave birth to you so you'd know

hate to be a debbie downer but it’s very possible for someone to have not straight parents

[3mma3ose-blog]

Cucumbers

[hetcharacteroftheday]

Happy news, this trans girl got to wear a dress for the first time!

CONGRATS !! <3

[3mma3ose-blog]

Cucumbers

[hetcharacteroftheday]

I don't know why you guys are still doing this. I get that it's in good fun, and that none(?) of the mods are straight, but you get so much hate. You get called homophobes, you get your own LGBT identities ignored and you get followed by certain fuckers who only do so just to disagree, insult you and insist they are gay with said character. This isn't me hating on you, I'm quite impressed you're bothered to continue posting stuff. From what I can tell, you're funny guys/gals/people.

we do it for the vine

[3mma3ose-blog]

Cucumbers

[hetcharacteroftheday]

if you cut a small hole into a cucumber and then put a dick in it, would it work as a condom?

NO

[3mma3ose-blog]

Cucumbers

[taxfrauddotcom]

Lmao hetcharacteroftheday is so upset that people have different headcanons than they do, it’s sad

[thatveganwhiterose]

I really don’t get the point of that blog.

Like I was looking through it with both amusement and jus plain old “what the fuck”.

Why is it necessary?

[taxfrauddotcom]

Right? Like who thinks “you know which group needs more representation? The hets, of course!”

[thatveganwhiterose]

Who thinks that is someone anti LGBTQIAP is all I can say.

[hetcharacteroftheday]

Just, a for the record

it’s stuff like this is why our blog exists.

It’s not for het representation, head canons don’t give representation.

It’s not for hetero-normativity, allowing het-headcanons  and giving heterosexuality the same treatment as any other orientation actually pushes it away from the default. (Who wants to headcanon something that’s assumed anyway?)

It’s not to fight ‘heterophobia’ (we mostly deal with homophobes honestly people say the most homophobic shit to us over this)

It’s because of posts like this were people freak out over headcanons and say  lies about us over headcanons. I was never upset about your conflicting headcanon, nobody should ever have to justify their blogs existence, this blog isn’t about representation and you know what it’s pretty fucked of you to put a position on us that we don’t have and say we’re anti lgbt because of it. I get that you can be lgbt and still be homophobic, but can you at least try to get an actual reason or belief that we have to give the claim that we are? That’s like, if I said you’re a homophobe because I claimed you said gay people are all awful. You will say “where did I say that?” and I’ll call you a homophobe anyway. That’s what you’re doing right now. It’s not cool.

It’s a headcanon blog, so go outside, pet a dog, live your life, and relax.

[3mma3ose-blog]

Cucumbers

[3mma3ose-blog]

Is there anyone that can help me...is there anyone out there who knows who has experienced anxiety and can help me, please

[claireraffertys]

Add how old you will be in 2024

I’ll be 25 going on 26

[3mma3ose-blog]

23

[awed-frog]

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

[whitebeltwriter]

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

SLOW CLAP

[pipermashea]

I had to reblog it twice

[heavydirtyghoul-inactive-deacti]

sORRY BUT THIS IS AMAZING

[isnerdy-deactivated20190101]

It’s from The New Yorker. It’s satire.

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

I Identify As Married To A Man Who Won’t Have Me, And It’s So Unfair

No matter what he says or how many restraining orders he gets, I am—I always have been—the wife of Mr. X.

Oh look, a white, cishet TERF writing an article to specifically mock trans and non-binary people.

This is why I hate people.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

TERFS really are some of the most stupid obnoxious and disgusting creatures to ever crawl out from under a rock…

[sharkie-v]

Why do terfs feel the need to be like this?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I imagine their lives must be rather pathetic and empty that they have nothing better to do with their time than spend it hating women just for not being born with a vagina

[tinderventure]

Ouch…

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