im tired

rikka // disabled // sapphic // 23 // likes and follows from here. sideblogs--artyholly, carmodydell, livetunes, rikka-favs

[solitarybrat]

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

[omtai]

[badassdemonsword]

my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

[guooey]

Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

[trashcangimmick]

[calebwittebane]

i believe "nothingburger" is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

[onionpug]

the unremarkable milquetoast sits somewhere in between

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[girlnephew]

[anneemay]

[dilfsisko]

you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

[savethelifeofmychild]

stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

[obscurecamera]

[n-award]

you know im on somewhat of a mid journey myself

[dovv]

me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂

[wrishwrosh]

one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week

[pileofknives]

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

[ampersandvich]

"at least one"

[sexhaver]

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

[carnival-phantasm]

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

[retiredmahoushoujo]

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[katelyn-danger]

She would NOT fucking shave that