SweepyWeepy

age 22 Made pfp nothing else They/them

[barusoons]

A long day in the liminal pool space

[3sryn]

Did they abandon their shoes half way or when they landed in the water

[nflstreet]

[mutio-von-mutio]

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

[jouster-ari]

[a-wizard]

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

[jackabbot]

[wiigiwaamcore]

Wait I have a real version of this

THOSE ARE ALL REAL WEBSITES

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

[d-c-walker-deactivated20200905]

Post that lives in my head rent free

[great-tweets]

Absolutely THRILLED that this post is making the rounds again.

[idhren]

turn on the sound

[trickstertime]

I was thinking about this post last week and didn’t even bother trying to search for it cuz how in the fuck would you describe it in a way that tumblr search would find

[goldensunset]

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

[3sryn]

Depends, which way is correct?

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[3sryn]

Huh

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[3sryn]

What about 2026?

[shiftythrifting]

Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

[tiddybearcomfortstrap]

Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change

[peysk]

My take on art is that I am against it

[peysk]

To me this is a funny post because the statement says I hate art but the post itself is a work of art. Because I am a artist

[charl0ttan]

you should be ashamed

[3sryn]

I was doom scrolling and only saw the last part and I just yelled "WHAT WHY" like a sick Victorian boy

[evilwizard]

apparently some idiot on the Wizard council lost his tharxian warding crystal in the suction dimension and broke the great circle keeping the demon lord Pentalagon in his spectral sarcophagus. so like. that was my evil plan. i spent 3,000 years working on this and they just started the Thaumaclysm on accident. what am i supposed to do with all this mayonnaise now

[pyronado-moved]

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

[demonicsymphony]

And if you’re in the notes or tags telling us to “just get a new tag”

Fuck You

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[geeklibrarian]

honestly the joke was that after april 1st the didn't bring back the "beta" and now I feel completely lost.

What do you mean after 17 years we're not in beta anymore

[rainbow-taishi]

[shuvia-lu]

— new FT merch 🐉✨

[kuma-kami]

Visit Original Link

[snowdaysforever]

DELETE THIS POST

[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[parasolladyansy]

Ikrit almost spat out his smoothie XD

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[toweringclam]

Reblog every time.

[smallpwbbles]

I love that Pomni just reads people and tells them about themselves, she’s the third crash out in this series