Last remaining All Levels at Once fan

Jay/Jenny\Jeremiah | They/Them/Any | Pansexual | 99% reblongs | Horny AF on main |

[shencomix]

[3wayintersection]

Homelander is just Handsome Jack if he became Superman

[vergak]

[xylophonetangerine]

[were--ralph]

i think about this so much

[evilwizardguy-deactivated202512]

oh my god. minecraft painting had a bnnuy this entire time. this is beautiful

[evilwizardguy-deactivated202512]

AAAHHHHHHHH AAHHHH AAHHHH <— sounds of happiness

[bergaposting]

[lily-learns-finnish]

So bachelor in Finnish is just “boyman” (poikamies)? That’s hilarious. So you can say “Sä oot niin poikamies”. (“You’re such a boyman.”)

[linesca]

The apartment in which a single man lives is a poikamiesboksi, a boy man box.

[anarkissa]

Ah, but let’s not forget bachelorette: rather than being the logical tyttönainen (girl woman), it is poikamiestyttö (boy man girl).

[huffylemon]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. "marry" your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#get married to further the joke#your commitment is not to each other but rather to the bit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. "marry" your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#get married to further the joke#your commitment is not to each other but rather to the bit

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. "marry" your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#get married to further the joke#your commitment is not to each other but rather to the bit

[fiofguiohfdghfg-deactivated2025]

From "Drummer" Magazine, Issue 11, December 1976

[redlegotwobyfour]

​Oh shit isn’t this referencing how ‘the curse’ used to be slang for menstruating?

So not just monster boyfriends, but *trans* monster boyfriend!!!!!

[squareallworthy]

Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. "Hi, I'm Dave, and this is my dog, Dave" -- you just don't see that a lot.

[liquid-geodes]

Spinch is literally right here

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I woke up sobbing after dreaming that I was wearing a shirt that said, “I’m a Miistake” with my Mii on it.

[pukicho]

Hey I'm trans what do I do now?

You must journey through the western gates into the great unknown, past the black ridge, through the mires betwixt towering mountains, past the empty fields of gold that stretch on for miles, unto horizons anew.

[xaran-alamas]

Pukicho said trans rights.

I... think?

[pukicho]

I said trans quest

[funnytwittertweets]

[wahbegan]

i mean i know you're taking the piss, but Dan O'Bannon has talked at length about how he did very much deliberately write the movie to attack a male character in a way that invoked oral rape and violent childbirth because he wanted the film to create sexual anxiety and fear in the men in the audience, which he felt was an untapped potential in horror

[leolaroot]

jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?

[leolaroot]

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[planet-motherfucker]