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Headcanons for Regulus in different Hogwarts houses. I think he would suit any...

That’s fair. Ugh I have a hard time seeing him as anything other than Slytherin though and I don’t know why😩. Although I could see him in Gryffindor as well

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I kinda see him as a huffflepuff but not wearing the colours. Idk why

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Little Tonks: How does a baby get into a mommy’s belly?

Andromeda: uh

Sirius: Well you see Dora when a Mommy and a Daddy drink a very special thing called firewhiskey sometimes they can get a little goofy and they-

Andromeda: Sirius Black end it now

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He probably ended up telling her when he babysat her.

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Whenever I’m sad I just think “well at least there’s people on Tumblr who appreciate me”

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Always

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McGonagall: I’m glad you all came

James: *snorting*

Peter: *covering his smirk with his hand*

Sirius: that’s what-

Remus: *putting his hand over Sirius’ mouth*

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Sirius: *licks Remus hand so he lets go* THATS WHAT SHE SAID.

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i love that the sims 4 has a hidden trait for which is your sim’s dominant hand. is that something anyone has ever actually noticed about their sim in-game?

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No! I didn't know this was a thing!

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“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

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also “age is just a number” means i’m buying that stuffed animal and y’all can’t stop me

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“Age is just a number” ALSO means “So what if I’m 20 and I still like cartoons, who’s the real child for judging me for it?”

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Hey! How are you? Can I ask for Neville fluff alphabet? Hope you're having a nice day! (I love your writing btw😍)

Here we go!

Neville Longbottom Fluff Alphabet is

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A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?)

Your smile :D it just makes him super happy!!!

Plus your laugh is infectious

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?)

Yes. He wants more than one child with you- he was an only child after all

Plus Augusta often asks when you’re going to make her a great grandmother

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?)

He actually really likes being little spoon?? He gets to wear you as a backpack and it’s cute okay

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?)

I feel like hed do really good picnics. If it was too cold or rainy outside, you’d set up in the greenhouse

E = Everything (You are my ____ (e.g. my life, my world…))

My Everything

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?)

See M and I

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?)

He is VERY gentle

Have you SEEN this boy ???

He would definitely just caress your cheek or your hair or the back of your hand 🥺🥺🥺

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?)

He loves hold hands when you cuddle. Regardless of who’s big or little spoon, your hands are interlinked

I = Impression (What was their first impression?)

Awe. You had stormed out of Umbridge’s lesson, calling her a ‘stupid old bitch’ when she insisted that practical magic wasn’t necessary in defence. You also refused to attend her detention and when you were brought before your head of house and the deputy headmistress, you said rather plainly that you’d rather shit in your hands and clap.

J = Jealousy (Do they get jealous?)

Not really. He trusts you so much and while you’re out you’re very affectionate, so any would be flirters can see you’re head over heels for him

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?)

You initiated the first kiss (see below)

He’s very tender. He LOVES kissing your forehead and your cheeks and your nose 🥺🥺🥺

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?)

Him. It’s spur of the moment and he expects you to reject him, but you say it back, kissing him gently

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?)

That time you kicked goyle in the balls because he called him a ‘dumb idiot who may as well be a squib’ is pretty high up there

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?)

He buys you lots of small things, surprising you often.

“Neville is that another plant?”

“Yeah but the pot is magnetic so it’ll stick to the fridge. It’s flowers reminded me of you when you smile :D”

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?)

Yellow- you once got absolutely covered in pollen once, and couldn’t stop sneezing. He found it very cute.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?)

Love, babe, lovely

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?)

He likes records

Like I fully headcanon Neville had a bit of an indie phase fight me he’s a northerner in the films he deffo listened to arctic monkeys

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?)

Bed. Blanket. You. Sorted.

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?)

I feel like he’d make tea. And serve it with a smile. And if you’re upset, he’ll let you talk it out or just have some quiet... whatever you need

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?)

Herbology- he’s confident, he’s passionate, and he’s knows. A LOT. And he gets this little twinkle in his eyes when he talks about his plant babies

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?)

Gardening muggle style. Sure magical weed repellant makes life easier, but there’s something very therapeutic about yanking the weeds out by hand

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?)

Neville is a very proud plant dad.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?)

While you’re gardening 🥺🥺🥺 and you’re in matching muddy aprons 🥺🥺 and you’re covered in MUD and he can’t open the ring box because of his GLOVES 😭😭😭

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?)

Y = Yes (Do they ever think of getting married/proposing?)

100%. He knows you’re the one, and he wants to spend the rest of his life with you

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?)

Idk why but I feel like Neville’s a gecko kinda guy... and he’d let it sit on his shoulder 🥺🥺

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