sam

they/them

[thrashbeatles]

haha izzy i am sleeping with your captain 

[aromanticstephenstrange]

"sounds like we're getting married" my brother in christ you are gay as fuck.

[gopped]

I know that Foggy 100% bought him and Matt matching avocado ties as gag gift/ April fools present, but just never said that it was because of how happy it made Matt.

Whenever Foggy helps Matt with picking what tie to ware to their court hearing matt will always ask what tie Foggy is wearing and then be like, “I like the sound of that give me one exactly like it” and Foggy just shrugs and is like “ok bud its your tie” and it just makes Matt insanely proud of himself for tricking Foggy to match with him once again. This has been going on for years at this point and Matt doesn’t know what the next step of actually confessing is yet…

so he doesn’t do it as Mat, he does it as daredevil on Matt’s BEHALF, like full on middle school girl sabotage kind of way, like corner him in a dark alley way put him against the wall and be like “so my friend Matt thinks your cute and has been in love with you since college….. thoughts?”

[xboy-herox]

something something matt is foggy's morality and foggy is matt's humanity

[gotohelljohn]

Can we please talk about that Michael had no fucking reason to smile like that in the diner scene but he was just so fucking happy about adam being safe and in a good mood so he couldn't help but grin and glare at him like the biggest simp in this universe universe oh my god

[adammilligan]

michael’s entire view of adam in the two episodes we were given were like. you are so small and silly and odd but you are also the most important person i have ever met and i love you so much that losing you would break me in ways that i can’t explain. your word is worth more than god’s and i can’t stand the thought of outliving you. what the fuck were we supposed to do with that

[livedinthecastle]

michael still being in the body after adam is gone is driving me insane, does he feel the empty spaces around him where adam used to be like someone sleeping alone on a king size bed for the first time

[midamdotlivejournaldotcom]

the fact that adam said, "maybe i'll get a little job," and michael didn't say, "im an archangel, you dumb asshole, i neither need nor will accept a 'little job'" is proof that he was desperately embarrassingly in love

[jumptheshark]

i love jealous adam soooo much. michael’s literally like “i would do anything for you. i have existed for billions of years and yet no one but you has been able to change me. i would move mountains, create stars, destroy entire galaxies for you. our beings are woven together forever and i cannot fathom existing without you” and adam will be like. fuming because some random waitress winked at michael, as if that’s going to make him leave

[gotohelljohn]

Sometimes I just think about that Adam literally missed 10 years of humanity’s development. And he and Michael probably went into some tech store once and Adam was like „WOAAAAAAAH tHis pHonE’s cAmeRa iS sOoOo goOd tHis is rEalLy tHe fUtuRe“ and Michael was just AMAZED because he had literally no idea about humanity before he met adam and they both just stand there hella fascinated and probably look at some iPhone 6

[midamdotlivejournaldotcom]

obsessed with michael being the boring bitch in the relationship. adam wants to go to mars for their anniversary but michael heard about this museum where someone will teach them how to churn butter. for free, adam!

[queervampirenerd]

Adam does not get the credit he deserves like a literal archangel fell in love with him we should be treating him with more respect

[aromanticstephenstrange]

"But what might have happened if he’d spoken that night? If he had willingly offered her some part of his heart? What if he had come to her, laid his gloves aside, drawn her to him, kissed her mouth? Would she have pulled him closer? Kissed him back? Could she have been herself in such a moment, or would she have broken apart and vanished, a doll in his arms, a girl who could never quite be whole?" what a line. what a fucking line. i'll forever be mad i didn't write this line.

[aromanticstephenstrange]

quick everyone tell me your fav six of crows or crooked kingdom quote. its for very important research purposes

[aromanticstephenstrange]

i'll start:

“Nina is everything you say. It’s too much.”

“Mmm,” Inej murmured, taking a sip from her mug. “Maybe you’re just not enough.”

[aromanticstephenstrange]

quick everyone tell me your fav six of crows or crooked kingdom quote. its for very important research purposes

[pussypopstiel]

I’m glad everyone has fun with soft in love deancas but the main thing about them is that they’ve basically been common law married for 10 years so they’re incredibly bitchy to each other. They get in arguement a but refuse to let go of each other’s hands, cas will steal deans fries even though he doesn’t eat just to annoy him, dean always tries to slap cas’ ass but cas catches him every time and it looses its novelty after the first 100 times. They are the epitome of “stop being so stupid” they’re crotchety old men in love

[myaimistrue]

dean is the kind of guy who thinks taking the trash out is like. his masculine responsibility. anytime cas tries to do it dean’s all outta my way sweetheart i’ll handle this! wouldn’t want you to get your pretty hands dirty! and cas is like dean i’ve killed more people than you could imagine.