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[notangry-justdisappointed]

[tumdoms]

Yes she did just cum to the absolute most disgusting disturbing porn 5 minutes ago

yes she is now sitting in bed eating chicken nuggets and watching her favorite show

[sicklittledolll-deactivated2024]

Tell her to be quiet while violently fucking her into the mattress, & then slap her across the face every time she lets a little whimper or whine out 😵‍💫

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

[roxydemi]

Anyway if you’re strong enough to pick me up and throw me around I’m already wet

[sightofsea]

oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I'm too drunk for words. hold on I'm gonna paint it.

[sightofsea]

this. this is it.

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

[ayymoe-deactivated20181114]

these are so much funnier when you remember that he always carried a gun on set

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

He what

[not-rab]

Remus walks in on James holding up Regulus:

Remus: Air jail?

James: Air jail.

Regulus: *softly hisses*

James: He tried to kill Sirius.

Remus: Why?

James: *shrugs*

Remus: Understandable *leaves the room*

[yourgalgremlin]

James: *Always taking new elaborate schemes to CAPTURE Regulus for Air Jail*

Remus: *Only has to LOOK at the closet (where the The Evil Vacuum lives) for Sirius to sit down*

[didnt-want-to-be-a-halfblood]

Percy realizing no one is going to be impressed by being the Son of Neptune on the west coast (plus he wants to kind of recreate himself since it'll be a fresh start) so in college he's literally like, "Hey I'm Percy Jackson from New York City." "Who me? I'm Percy from New York." "Yep, that's me- drove here from New York City, actually"

Or he starts going by a new name lmaoo thinking it'll help keep him incognito

"Oh, I'm Jackson from New York City." "Call me Jack, actually I'm from New York-" "Oh hey, I'm from New York- call me Jackson" because you know he's not going to be more creative than that.

[loversmore]

you’ve got no reason to be afraid.

[darthmauls]

ken is just ken.

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[lakevida]

it's okay if you're not gay but at the least you should still be weird and hard to understand

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[fairycosmos]

sorry for documenting my suffering and delusions online do you still think im hot