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Star Wars, Marvel, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter along with loads of other random funny nerdy stuff.

[phampants]

Artist removes 1 inch off the peak of England’s highest mountain; Brits want their inch back.

It is still England’s highest mountain, but Scafell Pike is ever so slightly smaller now after an artist stole the top inch of the summit to display in a gallery.

Oscar Santillan, 34, was accused of vandalism after removing the stone pinnacle of the 3,209ft Lake District peak for an exhibition in London.

Ian Stephens, managing director of Cumbria Tourism, said: “This is taking the mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.”

[hummousexual]

I love art

[fetuspuke]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[asexualboner]

what r they going to do just glue it back on

[allthebooksandcrannies]

It being Britain makes it a million times funnier… oh no something you care about was stolen and put in a foreign museum and now they won’t give it back?! how terrible

[tikkety-tok]

He's our king

[tiffanarchylives]

white boy summer getting an early start i see

[amishsicario]

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

[should-be-sleeping]

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

[jade-sutures]

what the FUCK

[steamywitch]

What'd you think the song meant by "Annie"?

[memewhore]

[velvet74sub]

[1995lahaine]

no bc this video has me in TEARS it looks like a sketch or a bit or a fucking tiktok but no that woman is legitimately fighting for her life while this bitch records some socmed segment for a ski resort

[ashyguysworld]

And they uplo… they uploaded it.

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[lo9lmkjgfgg-deactivated20260203]

This destroyed me.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[e-louise-bates]

At the end of The Princess Bride, when Inigo tells Westley he doesn't know what to do with himself now that he's not in the revenge business anymore, and Westley tells him he'd be a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts?

The name of Dread Pirate Roberts' ship is The Revenge. Which means Inigo still gets to be in The Revenge business.

I have been watching this movie since I was at least five years old, and I never made the connection until now. (Feel free to tell me you all saw it long ago.)

[cyberthot666]

[teethcult]

[nessynoname]

SCIENCE TUMBLR, EXPLAIN!

[kedreeva]

Hello that is a touch lamp and basically it uses something called capacitors to turn off and on. Capacitors in touch lamps store charges and when those charges are altered, they activate an oscillator responsible for turning the lamp off and on.

Humans have what is called body capacitance; we can store tiny electrical charges in our bodies and use them to activate touch sensors (which is why your phone's touch screen works, too, and why it won't work if you're wearing cloth gloves that aren't conductive), for example, altering the charge in a capacitor like the one in this lamp.

The cat doesn't have enough body capacitance to set this lamp off, but it IS conductive enough to relay a human's charge. So when the human makes contact with the conductive bare skin of the cat's nose, their charge travels through the cat to the lamp through their toe bean, activating the lamp. Fur is not conductive, so it won't do it when the human just pets the cat.

[torterragarden]

Thinking about all the things that could have been (Guillermo del Toro’s H*bbit movies)

[torterragarden]

Thinking about the one that got away (Guillermo del Toro’s H*bbit movies)

[torterragarden]

Feel like pure shit just want him back (Guillermo del Toro directing the H*bbit movies)

[bilbobagginsbrainrotblog]

Some quotes about Del Torro’s Hobbit movies that keep me up at night:

 Del Toro believed that the first film needed to have a different tone than the second one, committing to the feel of a fairy tale. His aim was to alter the aesthetic of The Hobbit from the look and feel of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, making something different. He gathered sketches from older editions of the novel and paintings from fans of the works of Tolkien to inspire the texture and details of the piece. The design of the wargs, for example, was new, as Guillermo felt that Jackson’s design was a little too close to real-world wolves, and Guillermo wanted to emulate the demon wolves found in Norse mythology. [x]

And:

Del Torro: “The only thing I will be pushing for more in these films that the other three are full animatronics and animatronic creatures enhanced with CGI, as opposed to CGI creatures themselves. We really want to take the state-of-the-art animatronics and take a leap ten years into the future with the technology we will develop for the creatures in the movie. We have every intention to do for animatronics and special effects what the other films did for virtual reality.” [x]

AND

Del Toro had a dogged commitment to keeping the film very close in mood and detail to the novel. His two planned films would have followed the story in a meaningful way, using a color code to designate the passage of time as well as Bilbo’s personal journey. His aesthetic would have been fanciful and macabre, focusing on favorite scenes like the contest of riddles between Gollum and Bilbo, which del Toro considers the most beautiful in the book. [x]

[torterragarden]

Of course he wanted to make something different from lotr, he understood that The Hobbit is a very different book from lotr. He sounds so passionate about it 🥺

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What could have been...

[cheese24k]

The best milk commercial ever

[bemusedlybespectacled]

wait, THAT’S where that gif is from???

[haveievermentioned]

… Tim Curry?

[tinktoks]

[awkwardtrekphotos]

[katpurglar]

You ever wish you could go back in time and ask the costume makers what they were thinking?

[protectspock]

they were thinking that this fucks, next question. 

[somekindaspacecadet]

they were thinking, correctly, that the overarching theme of star trek is tits

[apathetic-revenant]

the legend of Orlando Bloom’s broken rib

[incorrect-lotr-trash]

Dominic absolutely roasting Orlando gives me life

Also Viggo explaining that Orlando is just a delicate ELF sbcjsnxjxs THE BOND OF THESE GUYS IS EVERYTHJBG.

[poolsidescientist]

If there's one thing I will never understand it's Lord of the Rings fans wanting to be an elf in Middle Earth. I mean, sure they're graceful and pretty but they live too damn long and having to witness an eternity of stupidity from the species around them. Like, imagine being Elrond and basically witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race. Nope. No thanks.

[attackfish]

I've been witnessing a cringe compilation of the human race my whole life. Elrond is not special.

[tv--obsessions-deactivated20160]

I’M SCREAMING

[kirianthedivorce]

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

[anoonzee]

The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Some people use a shovel, others use a flamethrower!! Each to their own 🤣

[404-no-clever-username-found]

Nothing says America quite like clearing the snow off your driveway with fire. Elon approves.