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āerrorā yeah the error is not calling for a review given that rushing was ON THE FUCKING GRASS and impeded the throw. THAT IS NOT THE BASE PATH
fox decided to start showing some random news story and suddenly Iām getting a scoring notification but the game isnāt playing on the channel and then suddenly it switched back to the game in the middle of the story just totally missing the mets surrendering to lose this entire game
what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right
I do think that Shane gets a Russian language tutor. He sees that Ilya is always having to think, speak, and translate in his second language. And he knows that Ilya is fluent by this point, but if he's serious about forever with Ilya (which he is) he wants Ilya to be able to communicate with his boyfriend in his native language. He also saw how much his grandparents struggled with learning English as adults and how much more expressive and talkative they were when they spoke Japanese at home together.
So he gets a tutor. He meticulously researches her (she's from Moscow, so he'll learn from someone with Ilya's same accent). She's signed to more NDAs than he can count. She has 10 years of experience, she's certified to teach English and Russian, and she has 4.8 stars on MyTutor.
Shane pays her a frankly concerning amount of money to make house calls. Twice weekly, unless he's on the road, she arrives at his apartment to teach him foundational Russian. She gives him workbooks, Russia cartoon recommendation, podcasts for beginners, etc. He tells her he's learning because his boyfriend is Russian and she outlines a course that focuses on domestic language first (as opposed to travel or business). She even teaches him what she calls a 'culture course' with lessons on Russian music, food, and various traditions.
She's only a few years older than Shane and he actually finds himself looking forward to her visits. At this point, she's the only person other than his parents that knows he has a boyfriend.
About 4 months in, Shane finally feels comfortable enough to ask about what he'd been very excited about learning.
"You want me to teach you how to talk dirty to your boyfriend?" Ekaterina raised an eyebrow.
"Um," Shane blushed. Was this a little too far? Was this inappropriate to ask of a tutor? "Yes? If - If that's okay, I mean."
A slow smirk spread over her face. "This will be fun. Fun for me, now. Fun for you, later."
"I made a list," Shane admitted. He wasn't going to back out now, he put a lot of thought into his list. He turned to it in his Russian notebook and handed it to her.
She scanned over it indifferently. "You will use all this in one night?"
"Yeah, probably. Is it too much?"
"It is good you have a Russian man," Ekaterina said. "They have good stamina. Mostly, anyway."
And while it was a little embarrassing for Ekaterina to correct his pronunciation of please let me suck your cock, it helped that she seemed just as comfortable with that as there is tea on the stove.
Though, maybe he shouldn't have learned those phrases at the same time, because Ilya will never, for as long as they live, allow him to forget asking, while down on his knees and with excellent pronunciation, please let me suck your tea.
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I'm sympathetic to the idea of funding the humanities and the arts but I think most of the arguments for doing so are overstated; they tend to either try and tie them to something we care about more, like national greatness or making loadsa money (or uplifting the human spirit lol), or threaten exaggerated risks of their disappearance, like failure of critical thinking and the collapse of democracy, which seems like a stretch that itself lacks critical thinking and is also (ironically!) ahistorical.
I think I would ground support for funding the humanities and the arts on the basis that they are rich and complex endeavours that bring great satisfaction (and torment) to those involved in them, and a better world even for those who aren't, who also benefit from having them around.
I suppose that's a proof by contradiction: go around saying there should be less art here, nobody should understand history, I think reading sucks so stop teaching people to write, music? forget it, linguistics? we don't need it, philosophy? too much talking, etc. etc. that's just super dumb, that's an impoverished world, I think failing to understand the benefits of having these fields really does demonstrate a blinkered lack of imagination; these things might not directly contribute to the work of material logistics or sound governance but one of the reasons we do that work is to support this work.
Let me tell you, I've taken lots of vacations by myself, and I've also taken lots of vacations with other people, and by far vacationing solo is the easiest, most stress-free vacation you can imagine. There's some kind of societal stigma against this. Ignore this. Vacationing by yourself is amazing. There is zero negotiation or compromise. You do exactly what you want to do when you want to do it. You eat whatever you want to eat, whenever you want to eat it. You pursue whatever tourist attraction you want, or none at all. It is the purest release from all obligations and responsibilities. You don't need to worry about whether anyone else is walking faster than you or slower than you and you've lost them in a crowd, did they want to do something different, have you railroaded them into doing what you want to do?
And it's easier to buy solo tickets to things. It's easier to squeeze into crowded bars. Everything about it is just so incredibly relaxing. Don't let society talk you out of it. It's obviously good to socialize and have friends and family who you want to hang out with and see, etc., etc., and it's okay if traveling solo just doesn't appeal to you at all. I'm just saying, I was just on vacation with people, and I had a great time, but we were out to dinner at the hotel restaurant and at the table next to us was a woman by herself having a glass of wine and eating spinach and artichoke dip for dinner while she read a novel and I was just like, honestly, I know that kind of dinner and it's so great lol. If you've ever wondered what it's like to travel solo, it's like that: dip for dinner and a glass of wine and a book lol
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soto on the IL. when does frustration cross over into being a fairweather fan? i feel guilty for watching less this season, but it's just so maddening
my argument is that being a fairweather fan isnāt inherently bad. I think enjoying a sport less when your team is doing poorly makes sense. I think it is just different personalities. some people are masochistic, some are unbothered, some are hopeful, some are frustrated, some are critical. how you watch is up to you. the point of sports is to enjoy it. some people enjoy the frustration because it is passion and some people donāt enjoy the negative energy. do what makes you happy.
a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened
oscar piastri has made me realize how much āfuck meā is an australian phrase. like I donāt think it is exclusively australian but I hadnāt realized its regional prominence like it is very australian
I forgot the f1 roku app is a piece of shit and forgot that I wasnāt on apple. fuck me for trying to rewind only 5s I guess
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I still donāt have a concrete opinion on driver vs engineer whose responsibility it is to know a car on a hot lap is coming up behind to get out of the way