🪸 Mermaid Gang 🪸

// OP81 // Spatort // Galexy Supremacy //

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[explicitmixtape]

not the f1 version of "please strike down this ref" 😭 (via x)

for reference:

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[wildminti]

I think the most logical reason for "why can Rocky say that word?" is that he bullied Grace until he got what he wanted (100% success rate)

[clfoset-rat]

i cannot explain in words just how much he looks exactly like his mii in this photo. like it’s generally accurate but this shot specifically. photo of all time.

[madame-vide]

No more silly Philly !

[almondcroissantsandink]

I've seen this with Stratt and Grace but not Grace and Rocky lol

[hereandnowhere-onboards]

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Australian GP—

[hereandnowhere-onboards]

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Chinese GP—

[hereandnowhere-onboards]

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Japanese GP—

[hereandnowhere-onboards]

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Miami GP—

[hereandnowhere-onboards]

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Canadian GP—

[hereandnowhere-onboards]

Here’s How Alex Albon Can Win The Monaco GP—

[almondcroissantsandink]

au where the amnesia doesn't stick and Grace still does his little video logs but he's MAD

[wisteriagoesvroom]

happy 2 year anniversary to the monaco carcar couch moment btw. which is captured for permanent historical posterity on getty images.

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Happy pride month to these three goobers

[ecobanshee]

This is some of the most straightforward characterization Grace gets in the book and it's hilarious

[hopeless-eccentric]

if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills with my first two wishes, my third wish would be that sabrina carpenter would get gradually taller. she'd be in on it and think it was hilarious. we'd have a strong cap at 7 feet here, maybe an inch a week so people have time to theorize--let's not be ridiculous. but she'd still keep up the "ooh! im so little and small!" schtick. but shed be gradually getting taller. she'd be like 6'1" and still jumping for the microphone. and she'd never say anything about it. and if anyone asked shed act like she had no idea what they were talking about. and shed cheekily play into it a little bit but mostly still keep up the "ooh im so little and small" schtick. do you see my vision. do you get it

[hopeless-eccentric]

ok and so if i met a genie and fixed the world and all its ills in one wish i would do the sabrina carpenter thing second and third i would wish for all evidence of one random taylor swift song to disappear from the world once every month or so. taylor would have no memory of it. her fans would remember it and there would be an outcry over where it went (it's not even in concert videos anymore!) but taylor would have no memory of it

instead, all her brainspace spent on that song would be replaced with the vivid memories of roman gladiator, taylaurius velox. she's able to hide this at first, but her music begins to take on a gradually romaner and romaner tint. at first, people are like "damn, she's getting REALLY conservative, huh" and other people are like "wow, she's so deep, she knows what a rubicon is" but eventually travis kelce leaves her out of nowhere (he wasn't sure if dating someone possessed by a roman gladiator made him gay or not and anyway he was getting sick of being like "we're going to play the lions" and taylor being like "LIONS? WHERE?") and taylor publishes an entire brutus themed album about this betrayal and it's beginning to weird people out

and so eventually travis kelce is getting like, bomb threats sent to his family for leaving taylor and eventually he's like "okay, okay, i left her because she kept having all these vivid nightmares of gladatorial combat and she kept saying that football was giving her the ick because we never actually killed anybody for the glory of rome" and then he just gets more bomb threats because he left a struggling woman during a mental health crisis

and eventually taylor is writing music about her forbidden roman senator lover and her fanbase is either whittled WAY down or WAY up because people want to watch this trainwreck happen (or maybe she influences culture so hard that we're just all really into rome now) but she's being super cagey about the name of this roman senator. until. and now here's the twist:

weird al has been getting all of the same vivid memories of taylaurius velox. and he still has all his memories of her old songs. so he's writing all these detailed song parodies of taylor swift songs that don't exist anymore including specific details about their shared gladiatorial reality that taylor has never shared with anybody else. including that her lover's name was publius, and she's been calling him Poob for short

at this point a lot of original swifties are leaving. they could do the brutus stuff, but they really can't survive poob. taylor makes a clapping back at the haters song including the lyric "these bitches don't know publius" and it ends up all over all sorts of merch. there's a renewed archaeological interest in roman gladatorial combat

most importantly, the internet discourse is the best it's ever been. does this make taylor swift transmasc? is travis kelce problematic for leaving his fiancee while she gradually morphs into a roman gladiator? is this good queer representation? if taylaurius velox was a gay man, does that mean the gaylors were technically correct? is weird al morally wrong for capitalizing off of her music if she cant remember it anymore? was weird al sent by god to torment taylor swift?

anyway thats what id do if i met a genie

[for-those-who-wait]

Well. He's as close to being "on Rocky's chest" as possible considering the circumstances

[eightyonefour]

oscar's full cameo in clarkson's farm S5E01!

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog