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Y/n:are you sure you are lactose intolerant?

Tony:yeah why?

Y/n:well it's just that we're living in the Milky way galaxy and you seem fine

Tony:

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Y/n:I don't get verbs in English

Sherlock:*not looking up from his microscope*what don't you get about them darling?

Y/n:You dance, I dance and he dances.Is he dancing more than me?

Sherlock:*now looking at him*

Y/n:645 People DANCE AND HE DANCES

Sherlock:

Y/n:HOW MUCH IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER DANCING?

John:*coming in 221B*WHO THE FUCK IS DANCING?

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Stephen:y/n online dating is not my thing

Y/n:well stephen you only get out of the house if there is a monster from another universe in the streets or some other shit so you should give it a try

Stephen:fine this guy says I'll mow your lawn..what the

Y/n:oh that's so sweet usually it's just talk about sex lucky you

*a few moments later*

Y/n:STEPHEN DO NOT ANSWER BACK THAT MESSAGE COULD BE SEXUAL WHY DIDN'T WE THINK ABOU THAT?

Stephen:

Y/n:WHAT IF THEY CUT A BUSH WHILE MOWING?WILL YOUR INSURANCE COVER THAT?

Stephen:*whispers*I wish you'd mow my lawn

Y/n:what?

Stephen:*clears throat*nothing

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Tony:I'm a pillow princess

Y/n:*not looking up from their phone*yes you are

Tony:no look at me I am literally a pillow princess

Y/n:*looks at tony who is sitting on bed while wearing a tiara*

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Y/n:come on we gotta walk

Sherlock:what happend to the uber you called?

Y/n:oh it cancelled for no reason

Sherlock:no reason?

Y/n:well he might have said I'm in position and I might have replied don't shoot untill I order

Sherlock:

Y/n:I couldn't help myself

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Y/n:are you a guitar?

Loki:*smirks*cause you wanna play with me?

Y/n:no cause I want to put my hands around your neck and listen to the noises you make

Loki:

Thor:I AM NOT OKAY AND I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER BE AGAIN

[superangsty]

wow I can’t believe they cut this scene out

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The villain:bend

Tony:um..like right now?

The villain:yes right fucking now

Tony:okay then*bends over the table*

The villain:WTF?I MEANT BEND THE KNEE

Y/n:my apologies he can't help being a whore

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Sherlock:*pulls y/n into a kiss*

Y/n:wow if I knew it's this good I'd try it way sooner

Sherlock:*blushes*

Y/n:*picks up the soda that sherlock was drinking earlier*who knew I'd like this flavour?

Sherlock:

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Tony:you are all just using me

Y/n:no we are not because you are useless

Tony:right when I think I can't get hurt anymore than this

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Villain!y/n:there are forces beyond your understanding

Sherlock:*jumping up*oh you mean like gravity?

Y/n:what?no I...

Sherlock:yeah John told me about that it doesn't make any sense like newton didn't discover it until he was hit in the head with an apple but why didn't he get suspicious when he pissed and his piss wouldn't go up?I mean that's fucking gravity right there

Y/n:

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Natasha:but Clint you can't tell any of this to y/n

Clint:I can't keep things from him he sees right through me

Tony:*not looking up from his phone*you are lucky he goes right through me

Natasha and Clint:

[4baris4]

*it's christmas and everyone is at 221B*

Y/n:*is drunk and sees john*oh my god sherly you got an actual elf from santa?

*Jim walk in*

Sherlock:*smirks*yeah and I got one for you *points at Jim*

Y/n:*picks up Jim*oh my god he is so tiny

Jim:*glaring at sherlock*you are lucky I like it when he holds me otherwise I would have told moran to shoot you

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Tony:IT'S EXHAUSTING HOW STUBBORN HE CAN BE

Bruce:what is it?

Tony:y/n is not coming to the party I am throwing I have been practically begging him

Bruce:*chuckles*have you tried crying?you'd be so annoying he'd say yes just to make you stop

Tony:yeah I did that once it just made him hard didn't make him soft

Bruce:

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Bruce:hey y/n it's been a long time how is life going?

Y/n:it's going in and out of me in a very fast pace 24/365

Bruce:

Y/n:sometimes even 24/366

Tony:you are a mood babe

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Y/n:*calls mycroft*hey can you come pick up your brother?he is crashing at my place

Mycroft:ha ha very funny y/n I'm busy I gotta go

Y/n:I am not kidding I wanna have some people over and he is not leaving I literally told him to get out and now he is walking around the house naked I can't have people around with him looking like that

Mycroft:first of all too much information I did not need to know that second you are married so It's his house too

Y/n:oh...well then I am getting a divorce

Mycroft:

Y/n:and you're invited to the divorce party later ex brother in law

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Tony:everybody on the team has a sad backstory.most of us are orphans and other shit but y/n is not like us

Y/n:oh shut the fuck up here's my sad backstory there was a boy who was rich so he couldn't have sugar daddies*sniffs*HE HAD TO BE THE SUGAR DADDY

Everyone:

Clint:*hugs y/n*bro why don't you give me your money so then I can be your sugar daddy?