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@4ever-a-sperm
I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
you have a group of grown men raised on South Park and Dane cook with no socialization skills outside of annoying other people for fun online since they were 13 that now get to annoy people online as adults over “the butt hurt” pretending that they are now, somehow, intellectuals on every political subject. like they’ve cracked some secret PC world wide conspiracy. it’s very strange
Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.
Gloria Naylor (via quotemadness)
me like 5 times this week ahahah
when you wanna show your muscles but you don’t want people calling you a show off so you gotta stop a helicopter to make it seem natural
best of captain america: civil war
t’challas entire arc in the movie from start to finish
“can you move your seat up?” “no.”
“You couldn’t have done that sooner?” “I hate you”
and every other sam and bucky scene tbh
WHEN BUCKY WAS BUYING PLUMS
the fight choreography between bucky and t’challa
the chocolate bars on top of buckys notebook
bucky having a picture of steve in his notebook
”captain” “your highness”
t’challa coming out of no where just to fight bucky literally the embodiment of the surprise bitch meme
”his name is red wing, go ahead and pet it”
when bucky did a spin in mid air onto the motorcycle
when bucky just held up his metal arm to stop bullets
the big ass location titles???
steves reliance and trust in sam
“im clint” “i dont care”
“sooooo do you like cats?”
sam diving down so fast to catch rhodey (someone whos not even on his team!!!!) and then apologizing for not being able to (even though it wasnt even his fault!!!)
steve joking with bucky about how theyre like 100 years old
I wonder what cats dream of?
I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE
The reason I like reading a book in one day is because I love watching people look at the size of the book in pure horror and then back at me like I just became terrifying in their eyes