fuck me gently with a chainsaw

im basically a magical girl who is always angry

[movedmovedjump]

epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

[movedmovedjump]

everyone go home this is the only good addon to this post

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[the-artist-lio]

stratt upon finding out about bloodymary

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[freakoutgirl]

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[iprotectyou]

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[anxietyproblem]

[50shadesofpotato]

If ur gay ur gonna like this

[50shadesofpotato]

Brain bad today, stream of conscious poetry below the cut

I’m stuck in an endless cycle

Wake up, exist, sleep, repeat

Sometimes the cycle is interrupted by my own self loathing

Until I smoke enough weed to numb myself again

I don’t know who I am

I’m not who I used to be

And I’m not who I want to be

There’s gotta be something better

Endless days with thousand pound weights on my chest

Wanting to cry out but there isn’t anything left

Deafening silence is all that remains

There’s gotta be something better

My worst enemy is myself

My anger, my sadness, my apathy

Standing in my way and putting me in my place

There’s gotta be something better

I’m late for work

I’ll smoke more weed until my feelings are gone and I can’t speak

So I can daydream of buses that stop in different states

But really I’m still here

There’s gotta be something better

[valtsv]

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

[valtsv]

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Full Of Love

[casartsy]

Feeding them hot metal shapes.....

[valmillion]

When They Are Fed 10,000° Molten Metal Heart You Will Filled With Cuteness! 🥰

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[crit20lesbian]