Will

19 | they/them

[triglyceride]

that scene where two of the assassin triplets give their brother's leg a viking funeral with while a swedish cover of adele hello plays in the background is more powerful than anything marvel has ever poured 356 million us dollars into

[imposterogers]

still can’t believe an international terrorist organization’s master plan of world domination that they’d been working on for half a century was foiled by true love

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[susiephone]

Op, you said SHITTILY

[snazzywitchcraft]

Disrespecting the old Gods??? In my good Pagan household???

I think the fuck not

[showtimechamaco]

[marilyndraws]

I am completely enamored with the space cowboy dad and his force-sensitive green baby

[miorita]

Care sunt sansele sa raman fara blog din cauza postului asta? 😅

[valtsv]

tv show concept: a human buys an old house already owned by a vampire. since the vampire is dead, they cannot hold a lease, however any eviction notice also isn't legally binding, so they have no choice but to live together, and both spend all their spare time trying to make each other's lives as miserable as possible in an attempt to force the other person to leave

[valtsv]

vampire: where the FUCK is my SOLID GOLD CANDELABRA??? it's a PRICELESS HEIRLOOM that's been in my family's possession for GENERATIONS, i'll have you know

human: *pointedly not looking in the direction of the golden hat rack that definitely wasn't in the hallway yesterday* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[valtsv]

vampire: *walks into the kitchen and immediately starts coughing* what the hell is that vile stench?

human: *smugly* garlic bread

vampire: *gagging* we're getting an extractor chimney

[valtsv]

vampire: *wailing dramatically as they stalk the hallways in their floor-length nightgown in the dark*

human, flipping on the light switch and folding their arms and glaring: you realise it's 2am in the fucking morning?

vampire: *innocently* oh, is it? i hadn't noticed

[valtsv]

visitor at the house: awful lot of crosses in this place. you catholic or something?

human: *laughing* oh, no, i just - *realising they're about to try to explain that they live with an unwelcome vampire roommate* well. um.

[valtsv]

human: they should be here by now!

vampire: *looks into the camera as they wipe their mouth with a handkerchief and winks*

[lactose-intolerant-nihilism]

Unwanted Guest 1/?

[lactose-intolerant-nihilism]

Unwanted Guest 2/?

[lactose-intolerant-nihilism]

Unwanted Guest 3/?

[louisandthedagger]

[calocreek]

More bastardous than ever….

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[freakofandoms-deactivated202012]

This post is amazing from start to finish

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

The post. the post with the llamas. the post with the llamas specifically used to express frustration. The Frustration llamas post…

[fruitffish-deactivated20250218]

in 1842 the church commissioned Joseph Geefs to sculpt something to the theme of “the Triumph of Religion over the Genius of Evil.” He did so, by creating the ‘L'ange du mal‘ (left), also known as ‘the angel of evil’. This work was a sculpture of Lucifer. Joseph Geefs was soon after told that his work generated controversy and did not representing the Christian ideal. Joseph Geefs was told that the sculpture held “unhealthy beauty” and the local press said his work would be distracting to “pretty penitent girls”, so the piece was removed from the church.

Then, in 1848, Joseph’s older brother, Guillaume Geefs, was commissioned to created the same piece with the same theme of “the Triumph of Religion over the Genius of Evil.” His piece was the ‘Le génie du mal’ (right), also known as ‘the genius of evil’, and was also a sculpture of Lucifer. Guillaume Geefs’ work was felt to hold the same “unhealthy beauty”, but it did continue to serve as a replacement to the ‘L’ange du Mal’ and, to this day, still sits in the Liège Cathedral despite its unhealthy beauty.

so, accentually, Joseph’s Lucifer was too attractive to be put in the church so they hired his brother, hoping he would make something ‘more appropriate’, and he turned around and made something even more attractive.

to this day, this is one of my favorite art history moments

[afiyahthepoet-deactivated202302]

I, too, want to sit on a throne built from my enemies’ bodies, forever frozen in time.  

(medusa in her throne by reza sedhi.)  

[mintchocolatechimp]

Rito. Goron. Zora. Gerudo.

Long ago… 

[sheepfulsheepyardinspace]

GOD star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) was the absolute fucking BEST. u do absolutely not anymore buckwild than insane range of emotions that seven seasons can put u thru. obi-wan commits a war crime in the first episode. anakin drinks a space martini. a sixteen-year-old decapitates four men in a single second and it is literally never mentioned again. anakin, obi-wan, and mace windu find SPACE GODZILLA and the entire jedi order collectively drinks We Love Peta™ juice, decide not to kill it, bring it to the capital city, and it breaks out (ofc) and kills, like, a half million people. sheev just hangs out in padme’s office for six whole seasons being, i dunno, evil and absolutely not a single person catches on. there’s a blue guy in a dope-ass big hat who beats every single jedi’s ass and they still only call him, “that guy in the hat.” darth maul’s been living in a literal garbage dump with eight legs for the past ten years. anakin endorses state-sponsored terrorism. padme once contracted the black death. the jedi order tries to prosecute a twelve-year-old for war crimes. maul is forcibly murdered two (2) times over and still lives for some bananas fucking reason. whenever anakin does something mildly risky the darth vader theme plays. yoda asks anakin if they’re friends. the jedi order tries to prosecute a sixteen-year-old for war crimes. a cartoon made for twelve-year-olds has a four-episode arc about government oversight of international banking. this all happens in the range of three years. this show is absolutely fucking nuts.

[lovethedanielhd]

Knife vine + NIEEHH IT’S ME!

[avengers-having-fun]

Tony: Oh boy.

Rhodey: Tony, what did you do?

Tony: What didn't I do?