[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[woopercup]

whats his problem

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING!!! THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK WHO I AM.

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[helenvaughans]

[heureux]

saintlilithhh

[beardedmrbean]

[paparoach]

[87sukiyaki]

[tiktokarchive]

[birdsareblooming]

[yokelfelonking]

DEFEAT IT

DEFEAT THE SWEATER

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[mihai-florescu]

[2utora]

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

[qcharlie]

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

[tpwrtrmnky]

I'm so fascinated by people who seem to believe that analyzing media is somehow taking the joy out of it. Like. Do you not enjoy thinking? Does taking stuff apart and figuring out how it works not give you a hit of dopamine? And you get mad when you see people having fun in this way? What a sad, miserable way to engage with the world.

[byjove]

elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than shrews

[trashbagscollection]

[byjove]

it’s shrew. I mean true.

[byjove]

Elephants haven’t always been megafauna, there used to be very very small elephants on the island of Sicily. Sengis are not directly related to the Mediterranean dwarf elephant but when you consider them, it is easier to imagine a common ancestor between elephants and these little guys:

[byjove]

elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than shrews

[trashbagscollection]

[byjove]

it’s shrew. I mean true.

[byjove]

Elephants haven’t always been megafauna, there used to be very very small elephants on the island of Sicily. Sengis are not directly related to the Mediterranean dwarf elephant but when you consider them, it is easier to imagine a common ancestor between elephants and these little guys:

[hes-the-stallion]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

am I doing this right

[totally-cis-offical]

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