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[angel-gidget]

SW Fanfic Recs: Arm Upgrades & Engineer!Luke

How To Design Your Own Prosthesis And Turn The Project Into A Bonding Experience by Jackdaw_Kraai: Part 3 of the How-To Guide For The Engineering Jedi series. Featuring an engineering Luke of sunny disposition who turns the Empire on its head one vast technological improvement at a time.

six hours by sheepfulsheepyard: Featuring an engineering Luke of grumpy disposition who fully replaces a certain sith lord’s arm after a crash near Luke’s junkyard on Tatooine.

[beroyika]

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

[beroyika]

MATURE CONTENT FILTER?

[femme-objet]

recently heard of a theory that since qui-gon, known idiot, is the only person to mention midichlorians, they’re like the star wars equivalent of thetans and qui-gon a scientologist. it would explain a lot

[papasmoke]

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

[papasmoke]

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

[papasmoke]

[stinkythehutt]

I am told my role in the mandalorian movie left some to be desired. Good

[idrissisbonkers]

Take a WILD guess what my fav ship is—

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[bob-belcher]

THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU BuzzFeed UK

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[nyanakin]

space chicken parm indicates the existence of space american-italians indicating the existence of space new jersey thereby indicating the existence of space tony soprano do you follow

[theincaprincess]

I had to wait a whole year to post this 😂

[cheesenames]

[cumdumpstiel]

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

[obiwancreampie]

[visenyaism]

remember when emperor palpatine came back but only on Fortnite

[padmestrilogy]

🦷 bloglikeajedi Follow

tae-lor swiff's padawan era before she ditched the order & married that ugly ass separatist >>>>

🙋🏼‍♀️ theffateofspopheliass Follow

OMG there is NO PROOF Travi supports the separatist movement. Posing with Nute Gunray after winning the shockbowl doesn't mean ANYTHING about his actual politics it's basic **FUCKING** professionalism. And judging a woman for her choice to leave a misogynist cult is DISGUSTING. All you losers would rather have Tae still traumatized and writing albums about how devastating the attachment ban was than happy and thriving with a big dick hubby. Maybe give the lyrics of "Honey" a read: "If anyone called me 'honey' / It was training in the temple, droid white / They were saying that blade don't suit me / And I swung like a bantha" 🗣️ 🙄

🦷 bloglikeajedi Follow

whatever seppie

🫆 fyeahcharrispxcx Follow

anyway stream sympathy is a slugthrower

🌠 wookiee-kriffer-wookiee-lover Follow

So sorry to butt in really I am very sorry. I know about the cult allegations but since when do people call the Jedi misogynist?

👺 lothsickbabey Follow

i was going to give a genuine balanced answer to this but then i realized your account is just. exclusively reblogs of cartoon wookiee micropenis porn.

👺 lothsickbabey Follow

i scrolled for like 3 hours man i couldn't find anything but cartoon wookiee micropenis porn. endless variations on how the penis could be lost in the 1 polygon fur and shit. really took something out of me

🧟‍♀️ loveskenobi Follow

this spost is a fucking nightmare

🏞️ unofficialnabootourism-board Follow

anyone in this thread smoke death sticks

🪢 vladtheimposter Follow

Ah....ahem...I must go against the tide at hand. The Swiffie has a point: Tae-Lor suffered greatly in the order. The Jedi may wear the mask of nurture, but only as a blindfold, just as suitable for wrapping around a dissenter's mouth....to the brave few, the Jedi are the rag itself, old, flimsy, soon to be discarded into the depths of our great core...I cannot hate Swiff for seeking such freedom. Nor can I claim honest curiosity to her boyfriend's leanings, when at the heart of your oh so beloved Republic sits none other than the most fearsome, all powerful Sith...

🌸 nix-christo Follow

what. what. what.

👐 strawberryspothic Follow

dude just dropped that shit and dipped

🧑🏿‍🎤 xx_panicked-loverz_xx Follow

I understand we're well past that but the swiffie having no objections to the calling Travi ugly is killing me

🪏 nottielottieknotts Follow

omg gang i was going through my trainwreck spost tag & look at this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 1 cycle old 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he knew lol

🧞‍♀️ jediloversanonymous Follow

yeah we're all in hiding now barbara can you keep it moving

👱🏻‍♀️ swiffie-heritage-sposts Follow

swiffie heritage spost

[cheesenames]

he's so funny

[theonion]

Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like before. “Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what might appeal to them,” said Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro, who noted that the studio’s upcoming slate featured a half dozen or so untitled Star Wars films that would continue the stories of characters that executives sure hoped were beloved, or at the very least well-known.

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