I finally finished this drawing 🐥 ‘Flock’ 🪶✍️
created to raise funds for FugleAdvokatene (The Bird Advocates) - Norwegian city bird rescuers based in Oslo & Bergen 🐦⬛
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we're not kids anymore.
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I finally finished this drawing 🐥 ‘Flock’ 🪶✍️
created to raise funds for FugleAdvokatene (The Bird Advocates) - Norwegian city bird rescuers based in Oslo & Bergen 🐦⬛
[prints]
My mother and maternal grandmother spent most of my childhood determinedly never reading the manual and then wondering why the appliance in question was so bafflingly complicated. I'm pretty sure it was the undiagnosed ADHD (Gran) and the reading-related disability not diagnosed until her forties (Mum) but life got radically less complicated for all of us when I showed up with early onset literacy and a deep passion for diagrams and instructions. I'm not necessarily good at remembering to follow them (or where I put the manual after I was done with it) but by god I at least know what they are.
I have a tip for people who misplace manuals. You COULD put them in a folder or drawer full of manuals, but then you still have to leaf through all the manuals. I put mine in a large ziplock bag and tape them under or near the item. (So the dishwasher one is under the sink, but also protected from damage, the HVAC one is taped up in the furnace cabinet, the lawnmower one is tacked up on the wall in the garage.)
Most of the time you just need to look up a code or whatever and it really saves time having them next to the thing!
People who are hard on yourselves: may I humbly offer you the 100 floors of frights philosophy?
In the SNL David S. Pumpkins sketch, a couple is on a ride called "100 Floors of Frights," where they see a different scare on each floor, and at one point they complain about many of those floors being lame. And then Kenan Thompson delivers this line of deep philosophical wisdom: "Hey look—it's 100 floors of frights, they not all gonna be winners."
My husband and I use this line all the time to give ourselves grace. For instance, I'm a good cook, but when I make a dinner that doesn't turn out well, I will literally say out loud, "It's 100 floors of frights—they're not all gonna be winners," or just "Look it's 100 floors of frights."
It just means when you do a thing a whole lot, there's bound to be some instances that are bad. You don't have to be good at the thing 100% of the time. You can't be good 100% of the time. Some of the 100 floors are gonna suck. It doesn't negate your skill at creating the rest of the 100 floors.
You can use this for anything: art you make, performances, school assignments, days at work, outfits, sex sessions, literally anything that you are too hard on yourself about when it doesn't go great. Listen to Kenan Thompson and remember that it's impossible for them all to be winners, and that's okay.
My husband and I use the phrase this way ALL THE TIME. It's helpful!
Well, now I'm kind of bummed!
If you haven't seen the series Beforeigners, it's worth watching if you can get your hands on it.
(Several different past eras of humans mysteriously appear in present day Norway.)
The intros are gold. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_odBAX7cgk&
I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.
Is this Interview with the Vampire?
...technically, yes.
once I did an Americorps position & I won’t get into exact details but two months in my one other coworker & I were rly frustrated bc we weren’t doing anything in our job description or the contract we signed whatsoever & instead we were basically being used as extremely underpaid retail staff and slowly the ppl in charge of us were cornering us more and more into that until I was finally like okay….what the hell? I opened up the work contract I signed and realized I hadn’t done a single thing listed in my role so I sent a long (professionally worded) complaint email to Americorps and they called me an hour later in total outrage because it turned out the work we were being made to do was explicitly prohibited by the program and we were being 100% exploited for cheap labor and the very next day we got a new supervisor and spent the rest of our year doing what we signed up to do and it rocked.
I ♥️ Complaining
”#it is very easy to confuse yourself with a Karen, #trying to shoulder on and not make a fussc #but sometimes Complaint is Necessary or else nothing will get better, #for anyone”
[ID: tweet by gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi:
"Nobody likes a complainer but they're needed for a functioning society. You know how humanity gets compared to frogs in boiling water and everything is getting bad so gradually we won't even notice? Not if l'm around". End of ID.]
I have often been asked: "Why do Scandinavians complain and criticise so much? You have it so good!"
Answer is: "To keep it being good and push for even better. If you stop complaining, the greedy and the power hungry will slowly remove more and more of the good ideas."
Show me a boss or manager of any sort who says "No negativity! No complaining! Good vibes only!" and I'll show you a boss or manager who's abusing their employees.
one thing i adore about fandom is the “[bad parent]’s A+ parenting” tag on ao3. it’s so universal and so sarcastic and it makes me giggle every time i see it
SO HERE IS THE WHOLE STORY (SO FAR).
I am on my knees begging you to reblog this post and to stop reblogging the original ones I sent out yesterday. This is the complete account with all the most recent info; the other one is just sending people down senselessly panicked avenues that no longer lead anywhere.
IN SHORT
Cliff Weitzman, CEO of Speechify and (aspiring?) voice actor, used AI to scrape thousands of popular, finished works off AO3 to list them on his own for-profit website and in his attached app. He did this without getting any kind of permission from the authors of said work or informing AO3. Obviously.
When fandom at large was made aware of his theft and started pushing back, Weitzman issued a non-apology on the original social media posts—using
his dyslexia;
his intent to implement a tip-system for the plagiarized authors; and
a sudden willingness to take down the work of every author who saw my original social media posts and emailed him individually with a ‘valid’ claim,
as reasons we should allow him to continue monetizing fanwork for his own financial gain.
When we less-than-kindly refused, he took down his ‘apologies’ as well as his website (allegedly—it’s possible that our complaints to his web host, the deluge of emails he received or the unanticipated traffic brought it down, since there wasn’t any sort of official statement made about it), and when it came back up several hours later, all of the work formerly listed in the fan fiction category was no longer there.
THE TAKEAWAYS
1. Cliff Weitzman (aka Ofek Weitzman) is a scumbag with no qualms about taking fanwork without permission, feeding it to AI and monetizing it for his own financial gain;
2. Fandom can really get things done when it wants to, and
3. Our fanworks appear to be hidden, but they’re NOT DELETED from Weitzman’s servers, and independently published, original works are still listed without the authors' permission. We need to hold this man responsible for his theft, keep an eye on both his current and future endeavors, and take action immediately when he crosses the line again.
THE TIMELINE, THE DETAILS, THE SCREENSHOTS (behind the cut)
ok question tho
ive actually fucking tried to google this but i cant find an answer, all i get are fics
where does the whole “five times _____ and one time ____” fic title thing come from??
is it a reference to something? or is it just a fanfiction thing?
It comes from Basingstoke, a writer from the Due South and Smallville fandoms.
I know she’s on Dreamwidth. I don’t know if she has an AO3 or not.
There might have been one or two REALLY early examples of that story form (like 1980s early), but she invented it as we know it.
ETA: As a matter of fact, here’s the first Five Things story ever: http://archiveofourown.org/works/9519
I just found the Fanlore article, and it looks like while Basingstoke invented the format, Strangecreature, a Torchwood writer, might be one of the first to have used “five times and one time.” But the original prompt was Basingstoke’s. And it’s definitely fanfiction only in origin.
I love it when conversations about this come around again! How cool is it that I know people in fannish history! (and how uncool is it that I never know it was Bas who invented this until recently – where was I, under a rock?)
tee hee. It wasn’t on purpose! I did the first Five Things and then people have been riffing on it for the past decade. It’s neat.
It's weird how I knew this, but I've been around a loooooonnnnng time.
I haven't abandoned this story. I just put it on the back burner for now. The story is just on a small vacation. It is currently out of office. It can't come to the phone right now. It just fell under my bed to sleep with the monsters. It never left my head. It is everywhere - except on paper.
it's pining for the fjords
The story has returned and it's staring at me from behind every mirror, inside every shadow, and I can hear it clawing at the windowpane when I'm trying to sleep.
...but the true horror is that the moment I sit down at the keyboard, it's gone.
Every. Time.
Tony has been sleepwalking…to Steve’s bed, and Steve doesn’t really seem to mind. (x)
It's been ten years since I reblogged this gifset with lines from my fic, and I am still delighted.
last night i went to a really fun and informal fundraiser evening with jesse and lucy at westminster school, where they were interviewing each other. i got to ask a question which i’ve mused upon for some time about tom, shiv and greg. enjoy! full transcript under cut
steve/established pepperony 💏
Keeping Steve by @copperbadge
The gifts from Tony and Pepper are nice, and Steve secretly likes showing off signs that he belongs to them -- until some offhanded teasing from Clint makes him wonder if they're gifts from his lovers or payment for services rendered.
flying (just far enough) from the sun by @sunspill
After the events of the film, Steve follows Tony home instead of Bruce. Steve/Pepper/Tony.
Come At Me by Closer
Steve gets a lesson in pop psychology, drives a roadster, fends off an aspiring killer robot, conquers Tetris, wins a quarter, buys pants, battles the undead, and falls hard for Tony Stark and Pepper Potts.
Just your average superhero stuff.
Safety Net by Instigator
Tony and Pepper aren't the type to stand idly by when they want something. As it turns out, what they want is Steve.
Make It A Triple by @51st
Tony’s lips are on his again, surprisingly soft and warm and his beard isn’t scratchy at all, but pleasant, and his mouth tastes faintly of scotch, and that’s Pepper’s other hand on his shoulder, between them, tightening there.
Steve pulls his head back, slightly. “Sorry,” he says, and he’s not sure which of them he’s addressing, but he’s had Long Island iced teas and Adios, Motherfuckers and he can maybe pretend later that he didn’t know any better.
Good Teachers by @impalachick
Wherein Steve learns that he doesn't have anything appropriate to wear to a dinner at Stark tower, Pepper is an extremely capable planner, Tony doesn't hate him, and date nights don't have to be between only two people.
Glamour Girl by @stickthisbig
This is Steve's indulgence.
Call me home by Cubicrot
“You need to stop feeling guilty, live a little.” Tony says carefully. “And I missed you.”
Steve’s heart beats like he’s in the middle of a leap and throwing his shield.
Tony coughs. “Also, Pep’s got a crush.”
Nowhere to Hide by @archwrites
In the wake of the Battle of New York, Steve dreams of caves and portals and a world he doesn't understand. Then he meets up with Tony and Pepper in California and discovers he's not the only one living someone else's life in his dreams.
Croquis by @saathi1013
In which the Avengers Tower is rebuilt, Tony attempts matchmaking, Natasha is scary, and Pepper may have ulterior motives. Also, there is Asgardian mead, which might be a problem.
Magnetic by @boombangbing
Tony and Pepper are in a committed relationship, everyone knows that. Tony still flirts relentlessly with Steve, though, and Steve doesn't know what to make of it. Then he starts having weird feelings about Pepper too, and he really, really doesn't know what to make of that.
Holding Pattern by @boombangbing
The first couple of weeks of Steve's relationship with Tony and Pepper leave him in a strange in-between state. Which consequently leaves him increasingly frustrated.
Living in the Present by EllyAvon
Steve has adjusted as well as can be expected to the 21st century, but he still can't predict things like this.
There's lots more kissing in the future than he thought there would be-- or maybe it's kissing in the present.
You and Me and Steve by Chaerring
The problem wasn't Steve, exactly, just that he was always around.
Vector by @setissma
"It's a great idea," Tony said.
"Fabulous," Pepper said. "I'll file it with all your other recent great ideas, like stealing cars from the Stark Formula One team and buying me a strawberry farm for my birthday."
'Til the Daylight Comes by GotTheSilver
As he turns to leave he hears Tony calling after him, and he ignores it, uncomfortable with—well. With Tony. Not because of what he’d been saying, but because he liked it. Because something about knowing that Tony notices him stirred something inside Steve.
But Tony’s with Pepper.
And that’s.
That’s fine.
Homecoming by amobisan
Pepper opened the door to her bedroom and found Steve sitting on their bed. He looked up at her, blushing and shirtless, and said "Tony told me you liked this?"
Middleman by @justanotherstonyfan
Pepper and Tony introduce Steve to restraints.
Taken by @musicalluna
Tony gets back from a business trip and finds out Steve is gone.
Three's Company by @serenailith
Did Pepper and Tony really ask him that? Or is this just some vivid dream?
Or the one where Pepper decides her curiosity has reached high enough, so she asks Tony to bring Steve into the relationship.
Surprise by @serenailith
For the past five months, Steve has been in an amazing relationship (of sorts) with Tony and Pepper. One night, he receives a text from Tony while the genius is at a charity event with Pepper, and Steve sets his mind to surprising the two of them with a better night when they get home.
a dusting of pink (makes you glow from within) by @bedtimestoriesformywife
Steve is pretty sure he’s got a hang of this future thing. Talking to women though? That he still needs to work on.
i kiiiinda miss them
I am a suave detective in the 1930s. This is acceptable.
I’m the emperor of the known universe and wow is there a LOT of sand around here.
I'm a beginner chef being tortured because I couldn't slice or sear wagyu beef properly. :(
turning this into a poll because i am just so beyond baffled right now.
have you ever participated in/been part of a fandom without reading/watching the source material?
yes
no?? what the fuck
I won't write for something I don't know back and forth, but I've read dozens of Teen Wolf fics and have seen MAYBE one episode.