Halfway Happy

V. I’ve accidentally become a Reylo blog. Just kidding, it wasn’t an accident.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[made-of-stars03]

Even though he is confused 75% of the time I would follow this man anywhere 🖤

[rayshippouuchiha]

No guys no you don’t understand

I’m suddenly in love with the entire idea of Rey scavenging Kylo/Ben.

Like she finds him with his crashed ship and after robbing him completely blind finally takes the time to look at him.

‘Him big,’ Rey’s feral little sand goblin brain thinks as she pets his admittedly pretty hair ‘carry much scrap’

and then she just kind of shrug emoji’s him onto a sled or something and drags him home with her

Kylo/Ben ends up in her AT-AT and realizes ‘wow she’s an entire goblin’ and he’s just entirely too here for that despite himself

[evilsquirrel18]

[kendrajk]

Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS

Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.

[samandriel]

I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking about how gay Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were. Their tomb walls were decorated with scenes of them ignoring their wives in favor of embracing each other. In one scene, the couple is seated at a banquet table that is usually reserved for a husband and wife. There’s an entire motif of Khnumhotep holding lotus flowers which in ancient Egyptian tradition symbolizes femininity. Khnumhotep offers the lotus flower to Niankhkhnum, something that only wives were ever depicted as doing for their husbands. In fact, Khnumhotep is repeatedly depicted as uniquely feminine, being shown smaller and shorter than his partner Niankhkhnum and being placed in the role of a woman. Size is a big deal in Egyptian art, husbands are almost always shown as being larger and taller than their wives. So for two men of equal status to be shown in once again, a marital fashion, is pretty telling. Not to mention they were literally buried together which is the strongest bond two people could share in ancient Egypt, as it would mean sharing the journey to the afterlife together. And yet 90% of the academic text about these two talks about these clues in vague terms and analyze the great “brotherhood” they shared, and the enigma of Khnumhotep being depicted as feminine. Apparently it’s too hard for archaeologists to accept homosexuality in the ancient world, as well as the possibility of trans individuals.

[aeacustero]

On the last note, I was walking around the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago and there is a mummy on exhibit. It caught my attention because the panel that was describing it was talking about how it was a woman’s body in a male coffin and wow, the Egyptian working that day really screwed that up. My summary, not actual words, sorry I can’t remember verbatim but it basically said that someone screwed up.

They claimed that the Egyptians screwed up a burial.

The Egyptians. Screwed up. A burial.

Now I’m not an expert in Ancient Egypt but from what I know, and what the exhibit was telling me, burials and the afterlife and all that jazz DEFINED the Egyptian religion and culture. They don’t just ‘screw up’. So instead of thinking outside the box for two seconds and wonder why else a genetically female body was in a male coffin, the ‘researchers’ blatantly disregard the rest of their research and decided to call it a screw up. Instead of, you know, admitting that maybe this mummy presented as male during his life and was therefore honorably buried as he was identified. But it would be too much of a stretch to admit that a transgender person could have existed back then.

(Sorry I can’t find any sources online and it’s been like 2 years but it stuck in my mind)

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

There’s a lot of bigoted historian dragging on my dash these days and it makes me happy.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Once again, more proof that we queers have ALWAYS been here, and it’s a CHOSEN narrative to erase them.

[queerrilla]

Reblog because ancient gay power

[speedygal]

ALWAYS. REBLOG. THIS.

And also ancient gay power.

[kingscrown666]

Ancient Gay Power

[vaspider]

[what-in-the-world77]

OH MY GOD THEY WERE TOMB MATES

[cobraonthecob]

TOMB MATE AU CHICKENS

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

historians: FIVE FEET APART BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT GAT SERIOUSLY NOT GAY OR TRANS NOOOOOOOOOoOOoOoOoooooo

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[pinkieperil]

And the next step…

[systlin]

https://teezyli.com/

Holy shit y’all look at the front page of the site right now

[cathrine-rose]

Oh my god

[systlin]

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

[anthropohedron]

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

[systlin]

Holy fucking shit

[scifigrl47]

I’m DYING.

[ejacutastic]

[dduane]

You couldn’t make this up. 😄

[usedpimpa]

[fuckyeahbats]

BEHOLD

[geekandmisandry]

I’ll give her a HAH and a hiYAH and I keek her ser.

[magic-and-moonlit-wings]

“I could teach you the latest dance steps. It starts with like a WHOOP, and then you get real crazy with the hips, sir. It’s fun!”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[thetransintransgenic]

Noir:

[brawltogethernow]

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

[star-temeraire]

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat

[driverdaily]

ADAM DRIVER The Late Show with Stephen Colbert • 11/18/19

[ashesandhalefire]

#siblings

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

say it with me kiddos: Miles Morales already has a great dad. He didn’t need Peter B. as a father figure - Peter B. needed Miles as a son figure

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Miles’ dad is such a great dad that Miles is able to train people who need dad practice.

[thorsthot]

i’ve been laughing at this for the past five minutes

[therkive7]

[sunfortune]

“he didn’t get jumped he got his ass whooped for starting a fight he couldn’t finish 📢”

[sunfortune]

​tony said, i threw the first punch :( ,,,bu,,t i didnt think he was gonna::;; hit me back ;(( 😖 like yeah clown? Welcome to Brooklyn

[chirpingtiger]

I think “yeah clown? Welcome to Brooklyn” might be my favorite comment on the Siberia scene ever.

[hundondestiny]

“yeah clown? Welcome to Brooklyn” is what we’re gonna be saying every time a Joker tourist visits the Brooklyn steps and gets robbed.

[winterswake]

Adam Driver on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

[noshadeintheshadowofthecross]

being an eldest daughter is like u only unlock certain emotions once you leave ur house

[markiereturn]

Credit to jakebartok on instagram

[lilithsaur]

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[projektrevenge]

Only you would wear a little robe and little slippers to a high school slumber party.

Oh no, no, this was just so I wouldn’t get cold on the way over.