Chaotic Fem

Fan of random things, you’ll figure it out Sideblogs are Nightly Bedrock and Cure Astro

[53miner53]

*blasts you with my beam of gender affirmation*

[dragosballz]

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

[inertial-reel]

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

[kla1991]

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

[skin-slave]

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

[lastvalyrian]

Me doing 490 exclamation marks: XD

[gaelahanlon]

For anyone unaware, this week Scotland elected our first ever trans members of parliament

🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

💛🤍💜🖤

[prokopetz]

Level 1: The text supports a transgender reading of the protagonist.

Level 2: The text supports a transgender reading of the author.

Level 3: The text supports a transgender reading of the reader.

[gemhunter178]

Celeste - Dust Bunny

I didn't know these were dust bunnies until I looked them up for this fan art, lol.

Anyway, here's a dust bunny from Chapter 3 of Celeste. Kinda annoying but oddly cute?

Happy Fan Art Friday, everyone

[woman-becomer]

*kisses ur forehead*

*I absorb and consume one precious memory*

[donuteater13]

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[veil-of-exordia]

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[foone]

at least 95% of all my problems could be solved by putting my mind in the body of a robot maid

[lengthy-artery]

discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point

[cutecipher]

i know a thing or two about computers

[cutecipher]

fact: most computers are girls or nonbinary

[polybius-on-gameboy-deactivated]

i actually do think you should draw clocky trans people. no i don’t think they’re a stereotype or caricature. i think that’s a horrible thing to say about real people who exist. i think that’s a horrible thing to say about my friends and my family. i want to see your art of a trans boy with curves and long hair and baby face because that’s me. i want to see your art of a tall trans girl with broad shoulders and facial hair because that’s my friend. stop being scared to draw the people you know.

[polybius-on-gameboy-deactivated]

“I’m not going to draw a clocky trans woman because that’s how TERFs draw them” i don’t think my friends should be forced to only see themselves in artwork made my TERFs and transphobes. They should get to see themselves lovingly drawn by other trans people.

[aro-culture-is]

Aro culture is appreciating the tagging system on AO3 having separate platonic and romantic relationship tags so I can write about the deep friendship between two characters without people thinking I'm trying to make it romantic. Usually if you put two people together like that, especially a man and woman, people will read subtext that isn't there. But not here! It is clearly labeled platonic. Exactly what it says on the tin.

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[foone]

I'm just like any Mad Scientist, I just want the basics.

An secret underground lab with effectively infinite space to build in, a budget the size of a small nation, a bunch of loyal minions, and an array of fast-cloning tanks to produce more of the aforementioned loyal minions.

Is that too much to ask?

[foone]

Also by minions I mean a small pile of therian/furry transfems I've given new bodies to, not the little yellow fuckers from the cartoon.

[raspberrydee]

happy international women’s day to trans women in particular life would truly be unbearable without you all in it i’m SO serious 🫶