they probablt fucked in the shower with they roblox dicks

[flightstalling]

An explanation.

[jones-friend]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[feniczoroark]

;-;

[corillion]

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

[pro-gay]

*sends this to all my extended family*

[arssolum]

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Boomer memes are taking a brave stance against basic safety

[nitramgniknilra]

In my day we DIED

[young-replica]

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

Same energy

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[oddity-txt]

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

[oddity-txt]

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

[oddity-txt]

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[tarotsunset]

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

[extraterrestrialsprobably]

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

[magical-game]

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

[frivolousphantasies]

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[bratziichic]

[gookied-deactivated20181011]

hey patrick can you see my feet

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

[imgonnaliveforever1998-deactiva]

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

[auckie]

no one knows the context of this whatsoever it was about me and my friend when we were 8 pretending we were spongebob and patrick and had penises and we were peeing with them in a church bathroom and we said this aloud and some lady comes in and tells us that everyone down the hall could hear us, and then i wouldnt leave the bathroom because i was too afraid

[auckie]

reading this again i guess the context is all there in the penises

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[ammnontet]

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[magikonch]

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[bigstupiduglyogre]

[princehomo]