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AND WHAT ABOUT BISEXUAL WOMEN!

National Biways Volume 2, Sydney Star Observer (June, 1993)

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sights on the southwest coastal path, Cornwall.

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😭😭😭

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793.85

card tricks

kaida427

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

kaida427

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

179.92

forgiveness

kosmogrl

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

aceofpans

it’s because of the curse

nonstopultimate

Flip-phone. Fur Coat. Hot Dog. Carrie Bradshaw. 1998.

peachfromcmbyn

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

nixpunk

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main st.

DA: 9774-7379-2991

nayohme

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

nayohme

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

#everyone in the notes whos like ‘that’s me/i would’ve had sex with her/this is so cute tho’ ok sure. maybe this is flirting to you #but someone who starts your first conversation that way is not going to be someone you can trust to go grocery shopping without a list #sorry I’m 30. I need a capable partner not someone anime role playing our first conversation and doesn’t even ask me a fucking question #the thing is. sometimes relationships take on jokes or whatever like if someone said their girlfriend sent shy anime girls to ask them for a #coffee id be like aw must be an inside joke. it’s not necessarily the behavior but all the context around it

slimetony

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

teaboot

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

slimetony

I’m not really in any position to be picky

Leonardo dicaprio really fucked his legacy by being a dirty old man because I remember I used to think he was beautiful and now no matter what I see him and think “ew”

#leonardo dicaprio

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I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

Dolce via (sweet way) - by Charles H. Traub (1945), American

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