chikage's basement escapee

18+ only, READ CARRD THANKS! -> 5h1take.carrd.co takki(she/they20+) | if I can't domesticate him & make him my little meowmeowhousehusband who greets me wearing a frilly apron when I come home from work then my only option is to kill myself

[5h1take]

I don’t exist here anymore. Stan gekkagumi a3 for clear skin and mental illness 😘

[5h1take]

I’m so mad this aged so fucking badly

[valtsv]

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

[fionn-o-nassus]

[defendglobe]

this scene is still A Lot btw

[defendglobe]

they let it slide because grovyle absolutely deserves to say fuck

[turnways]

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[pyaasa]

[pyronautphea]

[youtubepoopmusicvideo]

oc x canons are so so cool everyone who has an oc x canon pairing deserves 200 dollars right now

[turks01]

[pokeficdaily]

[mosoli]

[official-book-wizard]

iconic

[little-klng]

HEY GUYS YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND

[giritina]

This 2chan board i found is making me fucking crazy. If you were curious if chan board users were universally pathetic

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[darthmelyanna]

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

[meow-moment]

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

[lazygravez]

*clicks the citation*

[meow-moment]

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

[official-lucifers-child]

*clicks on the link*

[arsonistblue]

[garlic-but-gay]

Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling

[imperiuswrecked]

Finding a new blorbo like:

[imperiuswrecked]

this one really resonated with you all, huh

[solardrake]

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

[solardrake]

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

[bogmason]

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[madhyanas]

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

[clusterduck28]

[tophatofdoom]

I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons