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tunglr is so fucked up that i cant even see my actual page

[wizard0rb]

oh shit its chell portal…

[criwes]

[5meows]

*revives my account to reblog beastars content*

[mikecatsu]

yeah

[mahliann]

[iamianbrooks]

1) AVENGED FAMILY

2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY

[venusianphase]

Hey, does anybody know who Jamiroquai is?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[hustlerose]

portal coffee shop au 

[hustlerose]

a british cashier watches in horror as the manager locks a mute girl inside the starbucks and starts throwing espresso at her

[hustlerose]

chell is not hurt because she is catching all the espresso in her mouth perfectly 

[lluviagf]

LOVE IS IN THE AIR

[rneowth]

please look at the reaction to sans at the nintendo store in new york, it’s so fucking fantastic

[pearl-likes-pi]

the acapella version of the “Let Us Adore You” reprise/mix with “Found” is really good for my soul and i just love it a lot

[garrus-vakkarian]

what if texas just like……. kept going

[garrus-vakkarian]

Now Presenting: Texas Plus

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

[gayw]

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

[gayw]

reblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”

[eternally-a-dreamer]

[plasmas-king]

stable clone of him was a younger girl named danni

[aviculor]

the series is literally about him keeping his identity a secret from his parents, believing that if they found out they’d stop loving him as their child and even kill him.

said identity is only known by his closest friends and others in the “community”.

After his college-age sister accidentally walks in on him altering his appearance and thereby learns his identity, she becomes clumsily obsessed with protecting him and being an ally.

Sam was able to disguise herself as him effortlessly.

[phantomkinoc13]

👏🏼Danny 👏🏼 fenton 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 trans 👏🏼

[narwhalsarefalling]

[loyal-likesam]

To be fair, Butch Hartman is a little bitch and I would rather say Danny Fenton is trans out of pure spite than listen to his dumbass

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[foulserpent]

everyone who buys tumblr fundamentally misunderstands the fact that us clowns that still use this site use it specifically because its a no mans land in here and its structure utterly prevents a lot of the annoying crap on other social media. no premium nonsense, posts are in order, significant anonymity, etc. the userbase is uniquely hostile to change and will get up in arms about literally anything you do. every corporation who buys this site with different goals in mind is gonna have a bad time and end up selling it a few years down the line for chump change

[postllimit]

[benkenobee]

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

[communistbussy]

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

[officialjiggly]

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

[punibaby]

[slimeysnailfriends]

pat shell gently and receive slime

[thank-goodness-its-friday]

11/10 product design