AN HONEST SINNER 'TILL I DIE / WHAT'S THE HARM IF I DON'T MIND?

Jasper/Miles | 23 | he/him | oc enthusiast | currently into Gravity Falls | i sometimes reblog suggestive art/text posts without giving it a proper tag | i'm not-so-subtly wearing a huge pin that reads "ask me about my favorite deep sea animals"

[poopgurl69]

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[rolameny]

"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

artfight but just for gravity falls designs and aus. is that something

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

i would do it by hand for everyone /j

honestly i wasn't even thinking about points i just thought we could have fun and draw aus

[behold-a-knave]

They keep stroking my armour lasciviously and asking to see my 'other' sword

I don't have TIME I'm literally on a QUEST

[vulkiri]

artfight revenge on @vinqou >:3

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[real-language-facts]

masquerade (noun) - a lemonade made out of masks

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week