Cost of Living Doesn't Bother Pelican at Zoo

Ren | she/they | 25 | ♋ | ⚢ | being sent home early from the field trip for having prophetic visions

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[bugcowboyart]

Anteaters carry their babes on their backs so they look like part of the parent if a predator attacks. They are also very fun to draw

🐜 🐜 🐜

[squishsquishy]

>> ptdefiancezoo

[mammalianmammals]

Palawan Treeshrew (Tupaia palawanensis), family Tupaiidae, order Scandentia, Puerto Princessa, Philippines

photograph by Gid Ferrer

[mishkakagehishka]

That is not what i googled

[grantmentis]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

extremely awkward event when the tornado warning came through and i had to take my whole family down into the gimp basement for safety. not an easy conversation even at a normal volume

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do people think this is real. do people think that their 4th-favorite tgirl blogger just blew things up with her wife and kids because she IRL turned the tornado shelter beneath the midwestern home she owns (outright) into a dungeon where she keeps a dehumanized sex slave, without accounting for redundancy in upcoming disaster scenarios. do people think this really happened

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

i may have wildly misinterpreted what gimp basement means. i knew someone who did actually have to shelter their parents in their basement, which they were using for elaborate BDSM, during an emergency, and i thought this was a second time i was learning about someone doing that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

POST CANCELED CONDOLENCES TO YOUR FRIEND WHOSE REAL EXPERIENCE THIS WAS

[herpsandbirds]

Pinnate Batfish (Platax pinnatus), juvenile, family Ephippidae, order Acanthuriformes, Tulamben, Bali, Indonesia

The juveniles of this species mimic a toxic flatworm.

photograph by DiveIvanov

[boyfriend-beater]

you’re 23 and you learn rosemary kennedy was lobotomized at 23 and you’re like my god she was barely an adult. then you’re 27 and you’re like holy hell amy winehouse was just starting her life. and then, presumably, you reach 36 and you’re like christ alive marilyn monroe was only 36. and so on and so forth

[darkcomedies]

i forgot about the time honored tradition of opening your dashboard like the local newspaper to learn about what happened at the my chemical romance concert last night

[darkcomedies]

[eyeglasses perched at the end of my nose. licking my fingertip, turning page. clicks tongue.] honey you’re gonna wanna read this, the clowns kidnapped mikey way

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[twiststreet]

The Weekly thread there is filled with deleted posts. (X)

[saul-tortellini]

[randumbkatt]

baby schisslik🥹🥹😭😭😭🥹

[cali]

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

[cali]

[mayothompson]

this is my all time fav tapir pic

[wiionme]