i get excited about cats and museums and plants

previously the-token-asexual

[thecutestlittlebunbunfairy]

Merry Christmas y'all

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i think i will become a creature.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

*scuttles*

[toastoat]

me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

very weird to me how “catfishing” changed definitions. from people using others’ photos to pose as them, to women with and without makeup. misogyny is quite literally insane

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

she’s not a catfish bro. that’s legit her face with makeup on. that’s her. with makeup on.

“but she looks so much better with it on!” yeah. cos she’s pretty already.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

“she looks so much better online” yeah. cos she’s posing for an image. it doesn’t move. everyone is pretty when they move and even prettier when they’re posing. that’s the point of posing-to make you look pretty like a model.

[ghost-roads]

you know, the older i get, the more i hate cynicism. isn’t it exhausting to always be so bitter about everything? why don’t you try a little genuine kindness and understanding and maybe you’ll calm down

[schmergo]

Isn’t it suspicious that the sexiest man alive is always already a celebrity? I feel like they’re really not plumbing the depths in their research.

Like, imagine if you got the Sexiest Man Alive edition of People and your orthodontist was on the front cover and you were like, “Oh PHEW, I guess I’m not the only one who sees it.”

[missmamibee]

happy scorpio season!

[teathattast]

[armedandgayngerous]

anti-surveillance-state hero

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uncleromeo]

i used to think that plot was so ridiculous. I’m embarrassed at how wrong i was.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[poblacht-na-n-oibrithe]

[mesolithics]

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

[thedungeonsmith]

I have noticed a distressing trend in my d&d party

[ajani]

I mean you're not wrong exactly

[catchymemes]

[skenpiel]

i want to be a bartender

[skenpiel]

men named bart look out

[coolgoatjuli]

this is stil the funniest post on this website and the fact that it only has 900 notes is a crime

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico

[galsinspace]

This is Navajo organiser Allie Young and her "voting squad" on the way to the polls. They rode 10 miles to vote early!

[autisticchangeling]

[Image: is a photograph of a group of eight Navajo people on horseback. End]