:)

im ready to not exist

[yellowbirdbluetoo]

Fanfic writers be like “I know a place” then take you a too a hotel room that only has one bed

[celceta]

potion that makes you breathe

[celceta]

[theweirdwideweb]

me (two days into spring): do you remember the good old days when all the bugs were in hell where they belong

[aidn]

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

[brucebocchi]

[zagreus]

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[hundondestiny]

Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!

[vivaciousarcanist]

the characters: go into a darker room me:

[hundondestiny]

this is by far the funniest thing tht could have been added to this post

[electronictragedy]

More like

[graham-folger]

I fixed it

[hundondestiny]

incredible

[velvetys]

Crying about school is the lamest shit ever bc after you get done drying your tears you don’t feel better because the work still isn’t done and you just wasted 15 minutes

[wizard0rb]

november is the thursday of months

[wizard0rb]

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

[trans-peridot]

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

[tearlessrain]

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

[spartanlocke]

#yeah maybe i’m a marketing lab rat but at least my dash is in fucking chronological order

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

this ad appeared right after i read this post.

so yeah, they’re testing something, but in true lab rat fashion we have no fucking clue what

[sumflora]

my phone: Storage Almost Full 

me: be quiet

[forbiddnsky]

just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/

[tikkety-tok]

Funny enough they do break 😂

[strawbeb]

i KNOW i don’t need romantic love to be fulfilled but sometimes a bitch wants kisses

[zeitgeistluvr]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

stop being funnier than me on my own posts