Sad but still rad

Where the FUCK would we be without garlic bread.

[erets]

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[shitpostsampler]

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[big8cola]

how evil are you

[big8cola]

i don't know how to tell you guys this but you're not as evil as you think you are

[kaijutegu]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

[kaijutegu]

[kaijutegu]

his power grows

[kaijutegu]

please… he’s getting too strong…

[kaijutegu]

please… stop… i beg of you…

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[tredlocity]

the worst thing yzma did in emperor’s new groove is hating on kronk’s spinach puffs. everything she did to kuzco is understandable because he’s been a dick to her so many times, but kronk is an innocent

[demxnte]

I just wanna be around good energy. Connect with good people. Learn new things. Grow.

[ladybluebottle]

You can only do so much.💙

[hustlerose]

who the fuck draws things like gangsta spongebob and godfather bugs bunny. a human being created those pieces of art. why? what compelled them?

[doggirlhen]

lust

[northern-lesbian]

Any man ever: h-

Me:

[pictures-of-dogs]

find someone who looks at you the way this dog looks at this tree

[pictures-of-dogs]

Ummm. It’s a dog and this is my dog blog. Lol

[april]

i don’t think macs are ugly or bad, but they’re bred with such little concern for the computer’s health that their existence is an unethical fact. again no ill will towards the macs themselves

[pukicho]

Cows literally poop ass and eat grass

[aflo]

[hollowboobtheory]

bad makeup videos: how to do a perfect cat-eye! birthday makeup haul! i let my boyfriend do my makeup! 

good makeup videos:

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[non-suspiciousname]

Wow king this sex is really interesting can we talk about video game lore now

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[mens-rights-activia]

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like