Random Thoughts

literally a potato. enjoy these random posts. What even is life?

[lttrmn]

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[7branman7]

I'm obsessed with using "enough copper wire to choke a horse" as a unit of measurement. No idea how much that is, but if I ever see a horse get choked I'll know that's how much copper wire is in a flock camera

[nociceptrix]

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

[dizzyghoast]

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

[feotakahari]

You don’t wanna know what happens when your kidneys are idiot bitches.

[psshaw]

Appendix: the Unabomber

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[7branman7]

Shout out to the person in my apartment complex that was yelling "do you even know what robin hood is?" And "do you know what a stock is?" Seemed like he was genuinely crashing out. Also he was yelling "Stop yelling at me" when he was the only person I could hear yelling lol

[touhouweed]

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[lgbtqiatext]

[naidsoo]

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[dawg-bowls]

so slutty when a man stretches and exposes his lower tummy. you know what you're doing.

[7branman7]

Finally got the trifecta of boops. Thank you to everyone involved. Now to get the 1000 boop badge!

[wintermoth]

I want that thousand boops badge so comment on this post if you need boops. (And reblog so other ppl can have a boop list!)

[7branman7]

Not now sweaty, mommy is booping people

[7branman7]

The song that is now playing in my head is the one that goes "woop there it is, woop there it is" except every woop is replaced with boop

Boop there it is

[the-autistic-spider]

reblog if you are ok with mass booping

[7branman7]

Me: I should try to be more of a slut

Also me: oh god, men 😨. How terrifying