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Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

melonsharks

agoraphobia /ăg″ər-ə-fō′bē-ə, ə-gôr″ə-/

The fear of wide open spaces, crowds, or uncontrolled social conditions.

kosmogrl

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

butchtoks

dogpuppy

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

daily-memory-of-touch

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

goodieprocter

This one goes out to my cat (and also @justcakethanks of course)

newtypezaku

Big mood

amthsts-remade-deactivated20191

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pastabot

today is not my birthday

pastabot

reblog if your birthday is not today

g4yr4t

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

g4yr4t

all I'm saying is that no one has ever seen them in the same room together

redstonedust

hearing down the grapevine that canada is joining eurovision and losing my mind. imagine looking at the event that 5 countries boycotted this year and going yeah. we want a part of that. that sinking ship looks soo fun lets all get on the sinking ship together.