and good morning, to mclaren and the papaya twinks overall, for the great weekend they gave us ; to lando getting the sprint pole and winning it, and getting p2 in the race ; to oscar getting p2 in the sprint and p3 in the race ; to lando and oscar getting a double podium in the sprint and in the race ; to charles getting p3 in the sprint ; to george getting a beautiful p4 twice ; to franco getting that p8 for quali and the race ; to carlos and alex getting double points for williams (and that adorable graphic by williams too) ; to kimi, lando, oscar, charles, george and max for the battles they gave us all along the race ; to lando being p4 in the wdc standings now ; to ollie still being the highest non-main-teams driver in the wdc standings ; to dino for getting p2 in the feature race in f2 and raising himself to p6 in the standings ; to nikola for winning the sprint race in f2 and keeping his p1 in the standings. beautiful gp miami, thank you very much.
lando/oscar, 4K words, explicit, porn without plot, porn with feelings, canonically big dick lando
Oscar is flushed and delirious with pleasure.
Good, Lando thinks as he sucks him deeper, dragging his mouth slowly. He can keep him here, desperate and on the edge, and if he stretches this out long enough, he can persuade Oscar into fucking him again.
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This took me an absurd amount of time to finish. But it's finally done. Thank you, MJ (@f1watch) for helping me with this. And thank you for listening to me yap about this, love you! Also, thank you to my dear Tori (@toribellsa) for the gorgeous shots for the moodboard 🧡
Yeah I need a gun ggs it’s curtains👍🏻 we’re not gonna hear from Max until he’s back home, and we won’t have Lando on stream for a solid minimum of 6 months. Unless they try to pretend it’s all good, which it clearly isn’t.
Fairy™️ I just feel like you have the most whimsical and delightful aura and you would def have pretty butterfly wings. You’re like a winx character come to life
Comfort™️ you are just like. Such a comforting person. If I ever feel bad I know I can come to you. And you’re always so understanding of everyone and emotionally intelligent so you feel so safe
Aesthetic™️ like come onnnnn your moodboards and your Pinterest is just goals. You have visions and you know how to execute them beautifully
omg mj please, i'm gonna cry, that's so nice?? 😭 i'm so so happy to be a comfort person to you btw <33 and yeah, it just made me very emotional, you're so sweet!!
let's try a new challenge in 2026: stop being weird about wags, and women in the driver's circles, in general. stop being petty and jealous and bitter, stop with the internalised misogyny.
i'm not saying to not call someone out if needed - but when i see the numbers of fake rumours about magui, pietra or alexandra that people still believe to this day... literally, be careful about what you say.
and omg, please, stop being so pathetic. the drivers won't date you, they don't know you, they don't care about you, you're no one to them. stop being so utterly rancid about all the women in their lives, while you prop up the men constantly.
if you have nothing nice to say, which is a weird thing but okay, just learn to leave these damn women alone istg.
Witch™ cos obviously and in the most positive and empowering way.
Creative and Visual Storyteller™ I don't know what else to call it, but you make the best edits and moodboards. You have a wonderful eye for visual and colour associations. And I also think you are so creative!
Fantasy and Sci Lover™ right back at you, and I love how we like so many of the same tv shows and movies 🧡
Pragmatic or Rational™ cos I know I can always come to you for a second opinion on pretty much anything, and you will always give me your honest thoughts, which is also very practical.
oh i love this so so much, thank you myth 🥹 i genuinely love that people do associate me with witchcraft, in such a positive and bright way, because that's what wicca is to me <3 you know everything already, we can genuinely talk about everything, and that's so comforting!!
my tumblr activity right now is basically: open app ; look at things quickly ; end up mostly liking my close friends stuff and reblogging to support them if they posted something major ; usually seeing mj @f1watch and myth @minusninelives post an ask game, sending them asks for the game (sometimes words-vomiting in their asks, oopsie) ; maybe reblogging the game myself, forgetting about it next ; closing app. 🧍♀️
(in all seriousness, i wanna be more active on tumblr (and in reading fics and works!!), i'm genuinely trying, but when work is too busy during the week, i can't look at my phone and then my brain is dead. but, i want to and i'm trying, and i'm not forcing myself, just need to find the right balance 🙂↕️)
Ever since I saw that poll about Lando and Oscar as flowers, I’ve been working on my own version of f1 drivers as flowers. I’ve chosen the flowers based on what they represent, how they match each driver’s personality and a little bit based on vibes. Most of the flower research is based on Victorian Floriography and some modern flower meanings.
I also want to thank Hemera @814sun for listening to me yap about this, and for their invaluable feedback and suggestions.
Lando Norris ✶ Sunflower
what does it represent: warmth, loyalty, devotion
someone who is a sunflower is: naturally magnetic, open-hearted, resilient, brings hope
Oscar Piastri ✶ Iris
what does it represent: valour, clarity, purpose
someone who is an iris is: perceptive, quiet authority, articulate presence, actions guided by thought
Carlos Sainz ✶ Camellia
what does it represent: dignity, perseverance, loyalty
someone who is a camellia is: reliable, grounded, graceful under expectation, quietly admirable
Charles Leclerc ✶ Peony
what does it represent: beauty, honour, romance
someone who is a peony is: elegant, confident, self-assured without severity, luxurious yet sincere
George Russell ✶ Amaryllis
what does it represent: pride, confidence, determination
someone who is an amaryllis is: self-assured, driven, unafraid of pressure, elegant under scrutiny
Alex Albon ✶ Forget-Me-Not
what does it represent: remembrance, sincerity, fidelity
someone who is a forget-me-not is: faithful, dependable, emotionally consistent, significance without need for recognition
Lewis Hamilton ✶ Lotus
what does it represent: wisdom, resilience, enlightenment
someone who is a lotus is: self-aware, calm under pressure, reflective, quietly powerful
Star's Alternative Universe Dinner Party — MotoGP Edition
Welcome to Star’s first — of, hopefully, many — AU Dinner Parties!
Today’s event is Landoscar centric, meaning all dishes will have Landoscar as their core flavour profile. This edition of Star’s AU Dinner Party is brought to you by Oscar Piastri’s visit to The Isle of Man TT. Please join us and enjoy what our chefs have to offer !
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Welcome, we're so excited to have you! Tonight we will be serving two appetisers, an entree, and dessert. Please help yourself to a drink, get comfy, and enjoy what our chefs have to offer.
If you enjoy any of the meals on tonight's menu please pass your compliments to the chef in the form of kudos and comments!
For the appetisers, we have two beautifully served Social Media AUs, each containing a different dynamic. They're short, sweet, and beautifully written. Bon Appetite!
great, that's what I call him (love, that's what I fall in) prepared by thebane on ao3
A 5,053 word fic, served as MotoGP Rider Oscar Piastri and Formula One Driver Lando Norris and plated on an Established Relationship.
Served as: General Audience, Complete
Ingredients and Allergens: Fluff, Accidental Coming Out, Established Relationship, Bisexual Lando Norris
4+2 = 6 (wheels) prepared by Lottie1824 on ao3
A 13,213 word fic, served as MotoGP Rider Lando Norris and Formula One Driver Oscar Piastri and plated on an Established Relationship.
Served as: General Audience, Complete
Ingredients and Allergens: Fluff, Coming Out, Implied/References Homophobia
Moving into the main event of the evening, our entree. It's spicy, filling, and has you at the edge of your seat through out. Dig in!
Vroom Vroom, Now Kiss prepared by smexy4you on ao3
A hearty 25,988 word fic with MotoGP Rider Lando Norris and Formula One Driver Oscar Piastri. Served with a side of Smut and Slow Burn, plated on a Developing Relationship
Served as: Mature, Complete
Ingredients and Allergens: Dislike at First Sight, Sexting, Social Media
Finally, to bring this wonderful evening to a close with dessert. It's sweet, rich, and leaves you wanting more in the best way possible. Enjoy!
Chronically bitchless but still wifed up prepared by @ocontraire
A delectable 8,361 word fic widely regarded as the first Landoscar MotoGP AU. Prepared as MotoGP Rider Oscar Piastri and Formula One Driver Lando Norris, plated on a Developing Relationship.
Served as: Teen, Complete
Ingredients and Allergens: Fluff, They're Both Disasters,
Thank you for joining us at the first edition of Star's Alternative Universe Dinner Party. We look forward to having you dine with us again!
Ok I don’t usually do call-out posts but y’all should just be aware that there’s a fairly large account on here absolutely pretending to be someone they’re not, and their fics reek of ai…