Allura: I’m so fucking pissed. I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan. Fuck English.
Lance: Waterfall.
Allura: Oh my fucking god I’m furious.
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Allura: I’m so fucking pissed. I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan. Fuck English.
Lance: Waterfall.
Allura: Oh my fucking god I’m furious.
Feels good man
How Romelle actually discovered Lotor’s secret (VLD+B99)
(reblogs>likes)
“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”
Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.
being an art major talking to your friends in different majors like
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
Is this gonna be a thing every 4th of July ?
AND THE HOOOOMEEE OF THEEEEE BRAAAAVEEE
am i too late to share my favorites (part 1)
warning for loud noises
humans can be so cute and funny and i love them
Space Puberty…?
PH HOD IM FUCKING DYING ASDFGHJKL
why did i make this
@joshkeaton
“If only.”
concept: the team leaves earth to fight again but lance decides to stay behind. the next episode toggles back and forth between lance on earth angsting to his mom because “did i make the right choice, they’re probably better off without me, but I still wish i could help-” and team voltron screaming their asses off while things explode in the background
there’s just some scenes of them missing lance at first, maybe a little awkwardness without the extrovert, the usual. but then they start to have to fight and people are taking hits when they usually wouldn’t. it’s taking longer to come up with plans. things on the castle get more and more tense because they love each other but they’re all High Stress Individuals, and lance was the guy who calmed them down
and because i’m a dramatic bitch, this all culminates in the team trying to form voltron and finding that they can’t without him
lance, sadly sipping lemonade and looking out at the ocean dramatically from his deck: “mamá, do you think they miss me up there?”
shiro, at the exact same moment, pulling off his smoking helmet while the rest of the team limps into the room in various states of Pain: “coran set a course for earth right now, immediately”
YEEESSSSS
space is endless; you could drown in the stars
Lance: If I slap myself and it hurts, does it mean I’m strong or weak?
Pidge: Dumb. It means you’re dumb.
me realizing the first episode of season 7 premieres in like 3 weeks:
bye i hate the sexualization of underage japanese girls so much i hate it with every fiber of my being it gave so many people a shitty excuse to treat me badly in the past like anyone who likes ‘‘‘‘‘lo/licon’’’’ can go die
also this is 100% okay to reblog
to the people in the notes: the age of consent in japan is not actually 13 you nasty fucks did you like even read more than one sentence on wikipedia before spreading misinformation about an entire country jesus y'all are shit stains to the core
you. i like you.
also who gives a fuck about age of consent? lmao do y'all really need a law to know it’s wrong to fuck kids?
Also can those nasty pedophiles stop using the concept of “age of consent” wrong? Age of Consent does not mean you can fuck a child if they are above the age of consent. It means kids from that age can manifest consent when having sex WITH KIDS AROUND THE SAME AGE.
Like, for example, if the age of consent is 13, it means kids who are 13-14-15 can have sex without it being considered a crime; but a kid who is 12 CANNOT manifest that consent and this another (older or younger) kid making sexual advances on them would be considered cocsa.
Adults can only legally have sex with kids if, for example, the adult is still a teen, aka if the adult just turned 18 and they’re having sex with a 17 yo. That’s widely considered admissible and it’s an exception to the rule.
So, no, you 20-something and older creeps fetishizing 13-14-15 yo girls (real or fictional) are still pedophiles, and you’re trying to use a legal argument that you:
1. do not know about because you just read a fucking wikipedia article and did not take years of classes about criminal law
2. twist for it to fit and excuse your awful behavior
Source: I’m a fucking lawyer
Reblog this adittion bc honestly pedophiles are INDEED pedophiles no matter what argument they use and you better listen to a fucking lawyer when they are talking about law
“Source: I’m a fucking lawyer“ is my favorite part
I’m so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thor’s big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I don’t even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, I’ll drool all over it. He’d let me do that too. He’s just so good. 10/10 quality naps.
which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this
Drax
they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down