umop apisdn

I like Purple... and Puns Now look at the name upside down I also draw a little

[luulapants]

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

[luulapants]

IDK why this post suddenly took off today but I'm glad because its her birthday. She has not gotten more normal.

[maruposting]

This is the standard winged nightjar and it has one singular stupidly big feather on each wing... if you even care.

[legalise-greenleaf]

Love this guy

[a-book-of-creatures]

That’s standard as in “pennant” or “banner”, not standard as in “normal”.

But it’s not a pennant-winged nightjar. THIS is a pennant-winged nightjar… if you even care.

[crevicedwelling]

can’t forget the Lyre-tailed Nightjar! there’s actually a number of these ridiculous guys, and they’re partly why caprimulgiforms are some of my favorite birds

also the Sickle-winged Nightjar, which is. come on, that’s just a weird moth

[a-book-of-creatures]

Everyone does care about nightjars 🥹

[garden-granny]

some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows

[wannabeanimator]

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

[autodiscipline]

[aflo]

bitch watch out there's a frost troll like 20 steps ahead

[sketchdeath]

literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

[powerburial]

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

[the-vampire-lord777]

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

[powerburial]

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[headspace-hotel]

Whenever you find yourself in a situation of difficulty that makes you feel foolish and stupid, like if you lose your phone charger or forget an important appointment, or entirely forget when the War of 1812 took place, or beat meringue a little too far past the point of forming stiff peaks, or spill a glass of water in your lap in the precise way so as to make it appear like you peed your pants right as your crush is about to walk past, just think to yourself:

"At least I have the presence of mind not to think that carrots have too much sugar."

[thetrashiestoftrash]

I think it's important context that this comment was on a recipe for carrot cake. They replaced the carrots in a carrot cake with kale, because carrots have too much sugar, for a carrot cake, a dessert in which carrots provide the primary structure and flavor. Carrot. Cake.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[lesbiantiana]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

hey sorry to bug you. really. forgive me. 🐛

[coughloop]

Aaaand 👇 smushed

[vzm]

after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina

[aletheyass]

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

[geeseareassholes]

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

[solardrake]

[solardrake]

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melia-antifa-archive-deactivate]

[kushblazer666]

[mn12platform]

[ottermatopoeia]

[coolxatu]

[deejay]

[sonicscrewdriver-hippogriff]

He's lifesize

[gogglesaurus]

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

[gogglesaurus]

all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

[gogglesaurus]

what am i supposed to do with this

[gaypet-deactivated20150628]

is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

“homo festival”

[lovelive2k15-deactivated2015010]

yea this is good

[jajakuroneko-deactivated2018121]

Some more interesting information:

“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

[visual-infinity]

The camera captured the light reflecting off the water droplets of the steam at the right angle to make Magical Corn 🌽

[grucose]

Aurora Cornealis.

[palepandacreation]