I owe the universe nothing

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thebitchesterbrothers]

'Virgin Mary' as soon as Hayden loses sight of him:

[betsmusings]

As Pride Month comes to an end, I just want to remind you that July is Disability Pride Month and there's a flag and everything!

Charcoal Grey: Mourning for people who have died due to ableist violence, abuse, suicide, and illness

Red Stripe: Physical disabilities

Gold Stripe: Neurodiversity

Blue Stripe: Emotional and psychiatric disabilities

Green Stripe: Sensory disabilities

White Stripe: Undiagnosed and invisible disabilities

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[fleabagsversion]

The thing is, Ilya is living through the plot of an indie film about grief and love, which has a bittersweet ending. Meanwhile, Shane is living through the plot of an A24 psychological horror about ignoring your own wants and needs, just so you can please others. Still, together, they somehow manage to get a very romantic ending,

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

No sorry I'm not done. You have no choice but to look at Kara and her pain and her survivors guilt and her self-harming behaviour and her depression and anger it's not a joke, it's not pretty, you feel it. There is no love interest there is no shipping to escape to, there's nothing to dilute or distract from her situation. The main motorcycle riding male character is a side character so you never forget who this movie is really about. The second main character is a 13yo girl. This is Kara's movie. She's 23 and "this year is gonna be the best, and that's not a very high bar." This tells the exact story that it's meant to tell and you will watch her as she screams into soundless space. Every victory is another failure and she keeps going. Kara spends almost the full movie some type of drunk or poisoned and still does what is right because she is good even though she's not perfect and she is kind even when she's not nice. She's stumbling through every day and still living somehow and at the end of the movie she decides she might actually try and Supergirl go brrrrr actually

[assiraphales]

its always the tiny gay cowboy and his tiny gay roman boyfriend, never the bi cowboy and his bi cowboy/martial artist boyfriend. owen wilson didn’t play a fruity western boy TWICE to be disrespected like that 

[assiraphales]

no bc I’m being serious! we’ve been way too quiet about them for way too long!!!!!!

[assiraphales]

pls watch these (shanghai noon and shanghai knights) and give these romantic besties ur love! it’s literally a western romcom

[assiraphales]

valid valid valid valid

[pelmenilya]

#myilya has always been chronically online and easily enamored by a good internet challenge, especially in the early 2010s. He personally participated in many with the Raiders, including but not limited to:

Planking. Everywhere

Making a music video to “Like A Boss” by The Lonely Island in the Raider’s training facility

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, multiple times, always shirtless. Some of his notable nominations include a Raider’s assistant coach, Gritty, Shane Hollander, and then-sitting Vice President Joe Biden

The cinnamon challenge (fucked up his breathing for days but refused to acknowledge any discomfort bc Russians Do Not Do This)

Ghost pepper challenge (he ended up crying, made Connors delete the video, and threatened all present to secrecy)

Chubby Bunny challenge (Marly won and posted the video himself)

Gallon of milk challenge (Marly threw up and it was decided the video was too gross to post)

Ghost pepper challenge, again (went the same as the first attempt)

Harlem Shake in the Raiders locker room, obviously

Mannequin challenge during a Raiders practice, also obviously

Meanwhile the only internet trend #myshane has ever willingly participated in was the Ice Bucket Challenge when Ilya nominated him bc it was for charity and Yuna said it would be good for his image

[jiksvokrat]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Context: the women, Martina Sáblíková and Nikola Zdráhalová, are both speed skaters

[funny-tik-toks]

[theriu]

THEIR REACTIONS ARE SO GREAT THIS IS THE BEST PRANK

[showing0resultsforsanity]

"what did you think you were here for?"

[houujin]

A relatively messy study/fanart for project hail mary, the last month has really awakened my inner space loving child again

Also fun fact, while drawing Man of war by Radiohead started randomly playing which i think is very veru fitting for this

[jiksvokrat]

[dontcallmeanythingplz]

Shane loves a plan and he especially loves when someone else lays out the details for him.

Case in point

Hired an interior designer. Hired his mom as manager. Hired a stylist. Follows special diet that a nutritionist plans for him.

And to top it off, he proposed to Ilya following the plan that Ilya came up with.

Shane copying Ilya's proposal idea is high flattery. He wanted to propose, but when coming up with the 'how' he realizes Ilya already planned it for him.

(Shane staying up all night to come up with the Ottawa and charity plan on his own is even higher flattery)

[thisfeebleheart]

Hollanov + parallels

[toomanyf4ndoms77]

She's very right for this.

[ily-a]

Heated Rivalry 1.02 | 1.05

[heatonice]

When Shane gets traded to Ottawa, Harris posts a pic of itty bitty toddler Shane in an Ottawa Centaurs jersey that he is absolutely drowning in (it‘s David‘s) cheesing like there is no tomorrow, next to a pic of current Shane in his new Centaurs jersey with the caption: welcome home, Shane.

[hollanovhattrick]

tuna melt but when they’re on the couch and Ilya pulls Shane’s head to rest on his chest Shane actually falls asleep and after a few minutes Ilya’s like huh he’s kind of quiet why isn’t he touching my dick yet fuck I really wanted him to touch my dick maybe tuna was bad and he’s internally panicking because uh oh sleepover failed Shane does not like tuna and will not touch my dick but he looks over and Shane is just. Snoring. Ever so softly, face nuzzled into Ilya’s neck, hand limp on his thigh and Ilya literally melts into a puddle because he just fucked Shane Hollander and then they slept in his bed in his home together and then they woke up and Ilya made him lunch and now Shane is just snuggled up against him, conked the fuck out. And Ilya is going to die. He moves to get more comfortable, hand bracing the back of Shane’s neck, moving carefully so not to wake him, so they’re now horizontal on the couch, legs tangled together, Shane’s head on Ilya’s chest, Ilya’s hand carding softly through his hair and Ilya, heart beating so loud he worries it will wake Hollander up just whispers “Shane” and there’s a few moments of silence and just as Ilya himself starts to drift off Shane’s face crinkles as he sighs and tries to bury himself deeper into Ilya’s chest; snuggling closer, just murmurs sleepily, “Ilya.” And oh Ilya Rozanov is definitely dead now. He died perished deceased and this is heaven