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hapalopus

Scandinavians when outdoor string lights were invented

hapalopus

Scandinavian trees from October to March:

useless-denmarkfacts

Before this we would mostly just set things on fire to keep our spirits up

useless-denmarkfacts

Scandinavians before outdoor string lights were invented:

morvay

this was under a vid of two ppl fucking a pumpkin at the same time

hasodium

doxxing myself by getting off the bus and walking in the direction of my house

haierld

???

segamascott

finally misogyny for men 😻

kawareo

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

kawareo

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

kawareo

I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor on purpose.

He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following

"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"

Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"

firbolgonmain

nenan

Jøshua Zerø photographed by Nicole Ngai

depsidase

fozmeadows

this is not the takeaway here but for a hot second I genuinely thought that satirical news outlet The Onion was named after its founder, Tim Onion

alliswyattonthewesternfront

i have such a low threshold for bullshit now that i'm seconds from telling this woman on the crochet subreddit to leave her husband, even though i know it won't end well for me.

she made him a wool hat and stressed repeatedly to him that it couldn't be machine washed. he washed it anyway, destroying her work. she's trying to play it off like a funny anecdote, how it was sweet how sorry and sad he was in the aftermath, but then let it slip this kind of thing has happened multiple times/continues to happen in their relationship, because he refuses to accept her knowledge as a textile artist and constantly ruins the nice things she makes or buys for either of them. i think he should be killed.

theprofessional-amateur

deep-state-partisan

bunjywunjy

welp. it was bound to happen at some point. looks like the whale was feeding and nabbed the guy by accident, and immediately spit him out:

The kayaker, who was unharmed, was quickly released by the whale

helila

the whale:

hymneminium

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

probablyautistic-definitleygay

anarcho-smarmyism

it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"