the sanctity of this place has been fouled....

24 she // this is my personal space

[lydia-skyrim]

"the Jarl has appointed me to be your mousecarl. It's an honor to serve you"

[groovy-rat-man]

Fantastic! How many cheese wheels can you hold?

[lydia-skyrim]

[ryo-maybe]

Fantasy discourse blowing up over notorious bard Djay K'haled's statement that he does not deepthroat his elven gf's ears during sex because "there are different rules for orcs in the bedroom"

[pepsimaxolotl]

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

[pepsimaxolotl]

For reference

[64mpg]

[notvoid]

[melonflavored]

The combination of good kush + alcohol

[wingsfromwhere]

[dogpuppy]

[yorickest-deactivated20260117]

sitting backwards on the cuck chair so they know I'm cool

[parasitoidism]

The “boy cats love you more than girl cats” thing is such an insane thing to believe we gotta kill ppl for saying that

[fagstaynight]

Mistakenly injected my Allergies friend with an EpicPen and had them go into Awesomephylactic Sauce

[matchagirl]

[gabriestat]

this is the first tweet to make me laugh in a long while. real

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[omegaversereloaded]

Even the white people on this site got whiter. U know we used to have white boys on here blogging about chief keef and young thug

[labcorphehe-deactivated20260118]

you know how men used to make fun of women for talking to their friends on the phone for hours. now men do the same thing but thru something very gay called discord

[beadyeyes]

Day 3 of no cookies or candy

[lisutarid-a]