Apollo *yes, the god* (rp)

Bisexual king, god, former mortal

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Introductions and Greetings

Hello mortals, yes, it’s me, Apollo. The god, the legend, and the most perfect specimen to grace the heavens and the earth combined.

Artemis tells me I’m being far too full of myself and to stop being so self absorbed. I think that I should add more.

But my demigod friends have convinced me into getting tumblr on Hephaestus’s patented phone so here I am.

Sun god gets tumblr

They call it the hellsite here

Isn’t that so cool?

Aren’t my haikus so amazing? Aren’t I amazing? Don’t bother answering, I know it’s the truth.

People I know:

@meg-mccaffrey-toa: Gremlin dumpster child I adopted (Peaches not sold separately apparently)

@the-great-emperor-commodus: I don’t think he likes me because I mixed up his husband. Has threatened to kill me. It’s okay though, I think he’s warming up to me

@artemiss-favorite-hunter: Megs adoptive aunt. Bad influence and very rude. I like her brother more and she likes my sister more so it works.

@reaper-of-men: My boyfriend <3 My god is he hot… and I would know a thing or two about being hot, considering I am… well… a sun god.

@piper-mclean-official: Piper McLean, her dad is hot even if Aphrodite has dibs. Still have a lot to apologize for after everything that happened.

@southernblondehealerwillsolace: My son :) He’s an awesome healer and really needs to take breaks and learn to SLEEP and EAT but he is a perfect child and I’m glad he’s given me a second, third, fourth, and probably fifth chance at being a good dad

@jasonlightninggrace: Thalia’s brother, my brother technically. Sorry about everything, I hope Elysium works out and I’ll try to convince Uncle to let me down there to visit.

@death-breath: Will’s boyfriend, one of my (adoptive) children.

@number1greekhater: My descendent. He’s okay but I fucked up with him, not sure what I did though :(

Naomi Solace (no rp yet): A past love. Very beautiful girl, even more stunning woman. Will says she misses me. I am sure it is a lie. One of the best lovers I have ever had, I think of her daily… but alas I am to scared to go to Texas and talk with her

OOC: I got bored so I made a rp account :D

Feel free to ask questions or for bad haikus, this can be during, before, and after TOA. Apollo is such an interesting (funny) character and so I thought why not (excuse my bad haikus I’m trying)

Also I feel like I should mention this but my Apollo is like… kinda pathetic. Lester type shit. You know.

Live laugh love Litpollo

Anywhoo my main is @goldenonthemoon and you can visit me there for kickass art work and fanfics and the unhealthy dose of ramblings!

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

ASJHYEJWNDVKFKEVSHKWNDV PLEASE IGNORE THE PREV ASK I SENT.

Anyways as I was saying, Hii I'm the mod running @reaper-of-men. I just wanted to tell you that I'll be deleting that blog, but you can still rp w/ Lit in my other blog. It's @ask-the-zuriverse and the Lit you've been roleplaying with is Tumblr au.

If the @ don't work, link to the blog

Ok will do! I legit haven't touched this blog in forever lol

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Do you run aimbot on your bow ?!

Was that the reason why you sucked with it once you no longer had the privilege of ignoring

gravity, the draw weight,accuracy etc.

I’m sorry what?

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Would your sons revive potion work on a plant, there alive.

Also, if Manhattan fell,what would that mean for the other pantheons? Would annabeth's cousin Magnus and the Norse step in. Would the Egyptians come to camp half blood to fight Gaia if Leo missed with festus?

For the first one, I assume you mean Asclepius's Physicians Cure, which of course doesn't exist, because Zeus has decreed no one can be brought back from the dead anymore (spoil sport) and would be mad. Hypothetically of course (completely hypothetical) if that cure were to exist, it would work on plants since it *hypothetically* cures anything that was living. You can't (hypothetically) use it on a rock since rocks don't live (unless they're from Frozen).

As for your other questions,,, your mortal brains wouldn't be able to fathom it (it would probably explode), they barely fathom Greek gods (some are nonbelievers though) don't think to hard, we all work cohesively, at the same time, all the time

[might-be-apollos-kid]

Why dose mr sunny call Lit hot?? Mr Sunny is the sun god Lit isn't. Lit isn't hot. I don't get it. Liek I get it when Calypso calls Leo hot cause Leo is a fire dude but Lit isn't. @reaper-of-men and @99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem. Explain.

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Because he’s my sunshine 😊

[whats-a-lester]

ARTISTS OF TUMBLR

can someone draw apollo in this it's for mental health purposes

i don't have any money but i can pay back with cat pics (my cat is very cute)

[im-an-apollogist]

My offering🤲🤲

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

@reaper-of-men …so… thoughts?

[reaper-of-men]

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[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Gay

[reaper-of-men]

You have no right to judge you're Pans

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

🍳

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

"I want a hug. Pleaaaase?"

*BIG HUGGSSS*

[whats-a-lester]

ARTISTS OF TUMBLR

can someone draw apollo in this it's for mental health purposes

i don't have any money but i can pay back with cat pics (my cat is very cute)

[im-an-apollogist]

My offering🤲🤲

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

@reaper-of-men …so… thoughts?

[reaper-of-men]

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[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Gay

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

The emperor that wants to be you is back

Yeah a bunch of the Roman guys I thought I killed are back but as long as they don’t hurt anyone…

[mari-marissa]

Today, 20th August, at least in my country, is the friend day. A day used to celebrate friendship and show love to those friends you value the most.

So, imma try doing this, tag all those special friends you made here✨

@lena---xd @hermosadesgraciacontemporanea

Luv u :)

[lena---xd]

Db9d2nhspbwuxk21ujsiwbjsgw

Thank you hu huuuu

I don't know what to say about this, you're my special friend too!

@strawberryswirl4321 @killersansreal @ancha-aus

Just like you three! I luv you all ><

[vanillabean5645]

Thank you so much!! Your an incredible artist and one of my favourite people, Im happy to have you as a friend!

Tags for all my special friends on here: @bagels-and-cream-cheese333, @t1atam3ra, @chickenclan, @ffxbenitoxff, @anomalydestroyer, @autismlntensifies, @killerblew-mymind, @utalesans, @ineedseveretherapy, @frankiefridayyy, @etherealjellyfishcreature, @frostfae-thesoulcrow, @redclaok, @dustsansm2, @melowodrama, @justa-opossum, @the-real-great-papyrus, @the-real-sans-undertale, @therealsonicexeisback, @free-birds-soaring-high, @endertheepicwolf, @orangescarfs2000, @tonystarkwasrobbed, @unjudgmentalnoob!!

I know theres more but I dont want to overtag people, you all matter to me so much and Im so lucky I met such amazing, kind hearted people not to mention really incredibly talented artists as well whos art should be in a gallery on display!! hope you a great week everyone!!

[bagels-and-cream-cheese333]

THANK YOU SO MUCH <3333 I love your art too chi-chi :3 you’re so genuine and amazing, you make the community a better place :)

@t1atam3ra @av0cadot0ast44 @oopsallturtles @bubsythefox @untowardsthoughts @novastar-creations @the-wasteland-gospel @poisonisweird just a couple ppl I love on here <3

[novastar-creations]

Awwww tyyy <333333 don’t look at me I’m gonna cry (in a good way tho dw)

@/bagels-and-cream-cheese333 @orangescarfs2000 @t1atam3ra @ghostlychaosfoil @strawberryswirl4321 @poisonisweird @ineedseveretherapy @chickenclan @soaptastesfunny @luna1star10 @sip-123 @mollymoothethem @chocogoblin @randomweirdcat5 @thearoaceshark @fernsandfables @oopsallturtles @ourscarygirl @huntedrose @rhizor-red

[luna1star10]

(dies by friendship)

@vixy-sillyyyyy @oleevee @remnantsofthefallen @kitkatthekitkatkat @fluffyyyfrog9000 @riseleon @luckynesser @w1ll0zfak3 @razzerturtle @unjudgmentalnoob @leilanising @orangepawn39 @donnieslefteyebrow9000 @jayythemutant

[sw33tlemon-rebloigs]

right back at you!!

@tonystarkwasrobbed @peachyyokai @kitkatthekitkatkat (even though she isn't here right now) @chickenclan @rafareba @ramencuprat @eatin-bread-n-cryin @plutoplaysgames @doompicklez @chil-aglia @aneptunicperson @iobsesswaytoomuch

[rafareba]

Thank you 😭.

@fluffyyyfrog9000 @ervikirvi @bonsai-loves-the-light @malkoddith @aneptunicperson @b3aut1fulpr1nc3ssd1s0rd3r @pluto-the-soap-eating-cannibal @beesfound

[plutomeow57]

dies of friendship

@normystical @astro-eats @mars-is-blue @malkoddith @purplehairball @runrabitrunrunrun @n3vadaz @xxpsychoangelxx @drawingribbons @zooblemybeloved @tater-hot

[tater-hot]

OH MY FREAKING GOD TY

@normystical @5t4rrythestar @sadcabbages @eclipse-art5024 @nojoh-0717 @boiling-with-rage @hermes2037 @ferf-bish @thearchivesys @chascaleee @zjanec @snakes-on-skates @ed0gaw-a @moxxishly @melowodrama @x-mysterymuse-x

I love them especially</3 ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

[zjanec]

Tyyy <3

Just gonna tag most of my moots :3

@masontheevildm @ananonymousbirb @hamstyandfriends @asillylittlecreature @scarlettthetiredone @wildeblueberries @can-tab-eater-offical @eclipse-art5024 @triforceofidiocy @rock-n-onyx @chaos-triangle @kt-the-unreliable-poet @potato568 @kaiyax1 @kermit-the-fag-uwu @narniasclosetvoltron @winter-depressed-belle @geese-in-trenchcoats @justthatpersonalex @rosedragon28

<33

[geese-in-trenchcoats]

mootiessss ilyyy

equestrianmetalhead @blackenedbleeding @duckwithdeviousintent @what-is-going-on-im-confused @c0nstantlyscreaming @angryisopod @demonusenjoyer @conegoblin @mast3rsw0rd @breadinhaler3 @the-trans-gaymer @gendermelted @nefertukis @fuckheadfelix @chaos-triangle @prog-elitist @phallusmagnificus @chernobylcatfish09 @bobthebob9299 @binotsoshybutreadytocry @emptiest-sink

[duckwithdeviousintent]

Ily tooooooooo <3

@donnie-the-decidueye @c0nstantlyscreaming @chernobylcatfish09 @beaisbivt @adjdhsue @leo-nite @turtlepower087 @rosedragon28 @bagels-and-cream-cheese333 @graphoon @pirulated @krispykreme1997

[babylon-butterfly]

eeeeeeeeee I'm the first tag <3 Ily bestie westie

@venusjelly @mistrumavelade @deethetrashmouth @krispykreme1997 @thatonegaybrit @starrbatz-the-fanatic @rosedragon28 @ravenswritingdesk231 @hightidejellyfish @juniperthesilliest @justhereforfanfiction1 @zianathebi @brav3-dos23vsky @pipermcleandaughterofaphrodite

[jacksfoxevangeline]

awwwwwwww anyway

@reallyleonardovaldez @alchemy-and-royalty @jasonlightninggrace @d4wndays

[jasonlightninggrace]

Thank you!!

Uhmm.. @thevaldezsupreme @artemiss-favorite-hunter @kadahoythere uhm... sorry, I can't remember my mutuals :((

[artemiss-favorite-hunter]

aw ily too little bro

Lets see um @99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem I'm sure there's more u just can't think of anyone else 😭😭😭

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Awhhhh you careeee

@reaper-of-men and @meg-mccaffrey-toa because I honestly can’t remember anyone

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Apollo! Just a moment of your time, please! When you make a split of yourself into two, are you controlling both at once or are they aware separate yous that know they're separate yous?

@alicas-mythical-interview-show

It’s like a hive mind I’m aware of all of them at the same time and I’m doing different things but if one is wounded we all condense into one being in order to preserve energy. I think that’s the most logical answer that would make sense to a mortal

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Is this yours

…where did you find that…

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Wait, did Jason get to go on a JET2 HOLIDAY to New Rome after his donutifaction?

…what’s a jet2holiday I’m afraid to ask

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Hiii Apollo :D

@might-be-apollos-kid

Who’s your other parent??? How old are you?? How do I have another child?? Never mind I know the answer to that one

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Tell Hera to meet me in the streets..

I… what??

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Hey fuckers I’m back

//ooc: uh genuinely sorry for leaving (for like months wtf) my mental health shouldn’t be an excuse but it has been and it probably will continue to be. I’m just gonna do silly rp for now because school sucks I won’t have enough time/motivation to continue the lengthy ones. Thanks for sticking around I’ll answer all the asks you left in my absence and you can reach me at @goldenonthemoon

[goldenonthemoon]

Hey y’all so things might be slowing down around here. My mental health is kinda not doing great and I have a few things going on in my personal life that suck so I might not be on here as much or I might be here in burst because tumblr can be my coping mechanism.

If I don’t reply to a comment or a reblog I either saw it and forgot about it or I just didn’t see it. Hope y’all understand <3

[99problemsmysexualityaint1ofthem]

Just so yall know why I’ve kinda been spacey (I’ll be more active on my main)