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Does anyone know what day it is today?
like junetember 75th i think
march 33rd
its frickin april?
bullshit
It’s fucking Christmas you morons
It’s the 88th day of Christmas
it’s october 195
It’s like the 33rd day of the fourth decade of 2020
It’s 4pm. Days and months don’t exist, only 4pm.
It is simultaneously 3am and 5pm and there are no other times
Thus proof human kind has entered the Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul.
You know that eerie twilight zone feeling you get in the quiet between 1 and 2 am? That, but always. That is the date.
It is September 9728th, 1993
This post is wholesome
The only reason I know what day it is so far is because I’ve been playing Animal Crossing New Horizons every day. :p
I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care
I beg you, if this ever happens again, get a video
National Pets Day!
We all love our pets
Even if sometimes they’re not that bright
Or they act naughty and misbehave
Even if they’re breaking the rules
We still adore them
And we want them to be happy
They can help us so much
They love to see your face
And they want to make us proud
So show them some appreciation
Spend some time with them today
Have some fun together
Because they need you
And you need them
They’re your best friend
And they’re part of your family
So remember to give them lots of love!
April 11th is National Pets Day!
Little bit late but worth it :3
More dog snaps
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dog😀
I believe in the money 🐶
Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕
Just woke up 🙌🏿
Pplease😭🙏🏽
Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50
can’t not reblog the money dog
Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!
I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not
The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧
SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭
THANK YOU MONEY PUP 💖💖💖💖
i just gotta i’m sorry
Never not reblog money doggo
Bro I’m broke help
Who knows, right? 😂😂😂🙌
🤷🏻♀️
This 2019 will be my year
Also me:
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.
i really needed this one tonight
Do it!!!
Please do it
Thank you…
It actually made me smile
I can’t stop smiling this made me feel way better than it should have
Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)
Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™
medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool
Australian Mammals that you didn’t know existed
You hear a lot about Kangaroos and Koalas and such, so I thought I’d post some animals that are unknown to lots of people, even some Aussies don’t realise we have them. Sadly most of these are on the endagered species list.
Also some fun facts added so you can have an idea of how awesome they are.
Quolls
Considered Australia’s ‘native cat’ these guys are carnivorous marsupials and have the ability to bite through bone. 4 species; Eastern Quoll, Spotted-Tailed Quoll (or Tiger Quoll), Western Quoll (or chuditch) and Northern Quoll. ranging in size from 25cm to 75 cm long.
Kultarr
Cute little insect eaters, again a marsupial. Can move at speeds of around 13km/hr. Only about 10cm long.
Bettongs
Marsupial. Of which there are 5 species (and at least another 2 extinct); Eastern Bettong, Boodie, Woylie, Northern Bettong and Rufous Rat-Kangaroo (or Rufous Bettong). They seem to get along well with wombats, where I work they enter the wombat exhibits of a night to share their food.
Bilby
Marsupial. There was once 2 species of Bilby, sadly the Lesser Bilby became extinct in the 1950s and the Greater Bilby is greatly endangered. In the same family as Bandicoots. Omnivores with backwards facing pouches (as they dig a lot this stops dirt getting in their pouch) Australian’s know these guys through the story of the Easter Bilby. Rabbits are considered a major reason for their decrease in numbers as they eat all the food and out-breed the Bilbies.
Numbat
Marsupial. Aka the banded anteater or Walpurti. Mainly eats termites. Emblem of Western Australia. Up to 45cm long. One of the few marsupials that are diurnal (active of a day). Eats up to 20,000 termites each day. Estimated population of less than 1000.
Grey-Headed Flying Fox
Aka Fruit Bat. Placental mammal. Called a flying fox because they have a fox-like face and can fly. Babies are called pups. Megabat. Wingspan of about 1m. May travel 50kms in one night for food. Eats pollen, nectar, sap and fruit. Long distance seed distributors and plant pollenators. Each colony plants around 30,000 trees a night. Without these guys we don’t have any of our lovely bush and ecosystem that we all rely on. Have very good eyesight and no echolocation.
Greater Stick-Nest Rat
Placental mammal. Up to 26cm long. Don’t have a ratty face. Were extinct on the mainland but through breeding programs have been re-introduced. Herbivores. Chew branches to length and weave them together to make a nest which can be up to 1m high and 1.5m wide.
Other unknown Australian Mammals you can look up: Antechinus Pygmy Possum Feathertail Glider (smallest glider in the world) Southern Ningaui Greater Glider Potoroos Pademelons Eastern False Pipistrelle
Sadly lots of these could go extinct within the next 20 years, and people haven’t even had the chance to really get to appreciate them yet. **PS the Koala is also in danger of becoming extinct in the wild in the next 20years**
when u rompin around with ya pot
when u romp too hard and get ya head stuck in the pot
when ya hubris is ya downfall and there is no release
i didnt wait for seven whole years for emison to be endgame just for them to be broken up for some spinoff show. THIS BULLSHIT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. ALWAYS AND FOREVER BITCHES. NO TAKE BACKS.
just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth
Alternate Universe Where Bones are Called Something Slightly Different
[breaks leg] Argh, my boings!