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@donoftheslums made an unwanted appearance.
“CHESTER THE MOLESTER IS BACK IN TOWN! AH GAWD WHYYYYYY!!!”
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Reno snuck into the break room with a case of Mountain Dew and a case of pixie sticks, dumping them into five of the office water coolers, and slipping back out, cackling quietly as he climbed into the surveillance room to wait for the explosions to happen.
Cue one crafty and not so sneaky brat to sneak into one the very break room Reno had been in ten minutes prior. She had been stealthily pulling pranks on various Turkeys all day, saving the best for last. But with mischief there comes a mighty thirst, and she was going to swipe someones lunch and grab something to drink before resuming her work.
Wide, granite orbitals would fall upon the water cooler and it’s beautiful swirly colors as she approached it.
“OoOoOoOOooOoh…what have we heeeere? You naughty Turkeys drinking on the job?”
Yuffie grabbed the biggest cup she could find in the cabinets and helped herself to the dangerous concoction Reno had oh-so-kindly decided to share with the world.
This, would not end well…for anyone.
His attention should be on Yuffie. He knows that. He knows that she might very well help herself to his materia, too. But she is not the most interesting thing. Oh no. It is the disco going on in the water cooler that has his full attention, uncaring as to whether his presence would cause alarm (it shouldn’t, not really, since he’s helped out every now and then).
For better or worse he fills a cup, and takes a sip, blinking not once, not twice, but three times in rapid succession.
Sweet. Tooth-rotting, sugar-high inducing sweet. Oh he loves it, and at that moment when he drops into the nearest convenient seat to sip and sip and sip, he decides it is his. Nobody else is allowed a drop, not with his cat-like eyes trained on the cooler and glaring at anyone who even tiptoes near it.
“Mine.”
@terminusvitae
Reno blinked. He had half expected Yuffie, because come on, wherever sugar happened Yuffie would soon show up. But the Herald of Omega to come with her? No, he had not expected that, and he swore quietly. Sugar and caffeine, the winged being’s two biggest weaknesses, and they were both combined inside that water cooler. “Shit, Tseng an’ Veld are gonna murder me, slowly, an’ painfully.”
He is not clad in his armour (no doubt a blessing for every poor human in the building), but that does not make him any less dangerous to the general populace, especially any who approach him with the intention of stealing his drink.
The suspicious glare tracking Yuffie’s every movement flickers to where the very, very faint hum of a camera is originating from, lips parting in a slow, wide smile full of sharp teeth. A hand is raised, all but the middle finger curling into a fist, because what are the chances that nobody is paying attention to the cameras?
“What mischief are you up to today, brat? Come to steal Vincent’s cloak off him? Introduce his ass to the pointy end of a cactuar? Prank call him?”
Vincent was never around these days to keep an eye on the girl, so Chaos was the next best babysitter thing. Not that she really needed one most days. It’s just some instances she grew bored, and a bored brat is never a good thing. And neither is a overly hyperactive one at that.
By the time she had finished that entire cup (in a matter of minutes, mind you!) she was already on her third, gleeful in discovering that there were not only one but several of these magical water coolers throughout her venturing of ShinRa HQ. Once the second cup took full effect, Yuffie had already tweaked several desks to explode in a bomb of glitter and confetti, made ridiculous changes to paperwork that had not yet been filed and drew ridiculous faces of Rufus in a dress on various desks.
All of this, in the time that Chaos had been sitting down and discovering the wonders of this sacred beverage.
So imagine her surprise when he managed to sneak up on her and demanded to know what she was doing. Yuffie whirled around, eyes dilated as she gasped up at him.
“cHaOs! tHe TuRkS dIsCoVeReD sOmEtHiNg AmAzInG!!LoOk!! tRy iT!!”
If it wasn’t already obvious something was wrong from the way she was speaking and jerking around erratically, Chaos would know when she crammed the tip of a water bottle in his mouth and tilted it back. Force-feeding him the concoction like a mother would it’s child. Yuffie was not normally this obnoxious with him. She knew better. The worst she’d ever done was drop a flower crown over his head one time because Marlene bet her she couldn’t and promised her ice cream if she’d managed to.
But this? This was just going to make everything go to Hellfire in a hand basket.
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I am selling my jewelry and taking commissions to raise money for Relay for Life! All profits will go to Relay for Life to help research, support and care for cancer. Below are new pieces along with some existing works that are on sale. All jewelry ship for free. That includes custom jewelry.
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Reno snuck into the break room with a case of Mountain Dew and a case of pixie sticks, dumping them into five of the office water coolers, and slipping back out, cackling quietly as he climbed into the surveillance room to wait for the explosions to happen.
Cue one crafty and not so sneaky brat to sneak into one the very break room Reno had been in ten minutes prior. She had been stealthily pulling pranks on various Turkeys all day, saving the best for last. But with mischief there comes a mighty thirst, and she was going to swipe someones lunch and grab something to drink before resuming her work.
Wide, granite orbitals would fall upon the water cooler and it’s beautiful swirly colors as she approached it.
“OoOoOoOOooOoh...what have we heeeere? You naughty Turkeys drinking on the job?”
Yuffie grabbed the biggest cup she could find in the cabinets and helped herself to the dangerous concoction Reno had oh-so-kindly decided to share with the world.
This, would not end well...for anyone.
❁ *whispers* Yuffentine pls? c:
*DIES OF THE CUTENESS*
♈ { I шιll ɴεvεг ϐε λ ϻεϻσгψ } ♈
Iɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ Rᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ
٥ Mᴜʟᴛɪ﹣ᴘᴀʀᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪɴ﹣ᴅᴇᴘᴛʜ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜsᴇ’s ɪɴɴᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ sᴄʜᴇᴍᴇs ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪғᴇ.
٥ Pʟᴀʏs ɪɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇʟɪɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴘᴇᴄɪғɪᴄ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ, ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ Pᴏsᴛ﹣Dɪʀɢᴇ ᴏғ Cᴇʀʙᴇʀᴜs ᴀɴᴅ Pʀᴇ﹣Cʀɪsɪs Cᴏʀᴇ.
٥ Sɪɴɢʟᴇ﹣sʜɪᴘ ʙʟᴏɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ғᴏᴄᴜs ᴏɴ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅsʜɪᴘs, ʀɪᴠᴀʟʀɪᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇs. Pʟᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ sᴛᴏʀʏʟɪɴᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ.
٥ Nsғᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴛᴀɢɢᴇᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴏʀᴅɪɴɢʟʏ.
٥ Kɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴏғ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs’ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏʀᴀʟ ᴘᴀᴛᴛᴇʀɴs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇssᴇs.
٥ Sᴜᴘᴇʀ﹣Ƒʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ Mᴜɴ! Nᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴛʏ.
➟ Sєρнιяσтн’ѕ ƑιƖє ➟ Mυη’ѕ RυƖєѕ ➟ Hєαɗcαησηѕ
❋Asᴋ ʙᴏx ɪs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴏᴘᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ᴘʟᴏᴛᴛɪɴɢ﹗
*Gorgeous edit was done by Charmindysfunction.
Agh this song.
I feel like no matter who you are, you just know “I’ve got soul, but I’m not a soldier.”
I know I use this term sometimes, but this is another one of those marathon songs.
[Thinks of Cloud every time she hears this song]
Me: Constantly follows RPers I have no idea how to interact with
don’t put your character hate in the tag or so help me
"Oi! Marlene! Look what I brought for ya!" Hands her a delicately wrapped box. The contents was a beautiful porcelain china doll from Wutai that was clad in a beautiful silk kimono. "I'm sure ya haven't outgrown dolls just yet, right?"
"Of course not!" She squealed at seeing the gorgeous doll presented to her by the princess. A bright beaming smile could be seen on the ten year old as she accepted the gift happily before setting it down carefully to tackle the other into a hug. "Thank you! Thank you! She’s perfect!!"
Yuffie was grinning from ear to ear, letting out a surprised "Uah!" At the tackle. "Hey hey! You taking lessons from Tifa or something? Miss strong lady!"
Laughing, she have her a gentle squeeze. "I'm glad ya like her..."
[heard Leviathans name mentioned in passing]
"Huh? You mean THE Leviathan?! Where?!?!?"
Give me back my towel yuffie!
"NEVERR!!!"Runs like a bat outta hell and scampered up the nearest tree; scaling it to its highest limb.
Cloud y u no promo self?
AMAZING ART GRAPHIC THAT I CANNOT MAKE
"follow me
set me free
trust me and we will escape from the city”
reasons why you should follow me
there are none
this blog is terrible
just like my humour
why do i even have followers
muse is a whiny blond
half of the time my dash is dead
just like all of my muse’s loved ones
links that i can’t be bothered to link I mean my blog is right there just click on it
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
Art by me do not steal.. Please v///v Um i will add color later probably. But yeah. Long haired Zack Fair after shower… I know its crap ok.. v///v but i was bored…
"WHOA!" Naked hottie alert. "….." And thus, a very flustered ninja ran from the room.
Zack just laughs as the Ninja ran from his room
Yes, she fled the scene. But not before grabbing his towel in the process.
Zack would be left standing there stark as naked as the day he was born.
And Yuffie would make a fortune selling his towel to the highest fangirling bidder.
That's one small step for my theft skills. One giant leap for Wutais economy!
Art by me do not steal.. Please v///v Um i will add color later probably. But yeah. Long haired Zack Fair after shower… I know its crap ok.. v///v but i was bored…
"WHOA!" Naked hottie alert. "....." And thus, a very flustered ninja ran from the room.