I consume crack (fics) and crave chaos

My art is under #my art, and the occasional meme under #my meme I make art?? Harrymort, Tomarry, Hannigram, Bingqiu and Merthur shipper

[vitalhollow]

The boy who pulled

Click or just watch it here for better quality 😭

[vitalhollow]

Middle aged Tom commission for the lovely @vigil-mort

Tysm for letting me draw him for you 🫶🫶

Requested speed paint

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[greenfinchg-illustration]

🩵🤍💙

[justafanaticalhuman]

Sha Yuan <33

decided to draw the guy!!

Design and fic by @wetwritingferret

Read the fic here!

[ratsoupee]

A flightless bird

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Don't worry guys, Rocky fix!

[raviolireptile]

Aftermath

Part 1:

Part 2 of 2

Or go watch the whole thing on TikTok if you want

Note: carl becoming a math teacher was loosely inspired by chapter 5 of this fic

[bluemuffin-draws]

A few more decades

[a-bored-idiot]

SPACESHIP YURIIIIIIII

[bartizanrook]

Grace on the Suffer Sub having a wonderful time!

Fnart of Grace for @kacklepop's lovely Bloodymary Reverse AU

I'm a little obsessed with the idea that the Blood Ocean causes different mutations depending on who its infecting.

Getting better at coloring I think (don't look too closely at his hair). Backgrounds are next on the list. For the love of fuck, wish me luck.

[kacklepop]

I'm SHAKINGGG this is so good

[monsieurclavier]

Another version of dark!Rocky.

The premise:

Rocky isn’t on a mission to save Erid. It’s too late for that; the Astrophage has done too much damage. The Eridians—a species of ravenous, rapacious apex predators—have already decided to colonise another planet, even if it means destroying and terraforming it to suit their purposes.

Rocky, though alone after most of his crew members died, and as desperate for company as any other social being after years of isolation, is also a relentless, remorseless warrior out to find another planet to terraform... in a system resistant to the Astrophage. Like Tau Ceti.

On his way there, he meets an alien named Grace whose most alien aspect isn’t his shape or his speech, but his softness, his wetness, his gentleness, his—his seeming prey-ness. This is the sort of species Rocky would ordinarily devour… except that in Grace, these traits are somehow alluring and as fascinating as they are strange.

Then it turns out that Grace is also stunningly intelligent and is just as determined to find out what makes Tau Ceti resistant to the Astrophage, so Rocky decides to work with him awhile, and perhaps to even use Grace’s unique biology, which is better suited to Tau Ceti e, to send Grace down there to help Eridians understand how to terraform the planet.

Too bad Grace has something he calls a “conscience” that has him resisting the idea of destroying all life on a planet just so it can be colonised.

But Grace adores Rocky in his own way, doesn’t he? He needs Rocky just as much as Rocky needs him. And Rocky has already discovered how submissive Grace is when penetrated, how sweet he is when he is pinned down and made to take it. So, Rocky is not overly concerned. He can be very… convincing.

[kiodja]

here is a little coloring tut, i hope this satisfies some curiosity, i've tried to show all the steps as coherently as possible, of course these things are better on video....i hope to stream my process one day and show it better. let me know if this is of any help haha. enjoy a wild rocktiz

[autumnalfallingleaves]

@sarasplenda has funny ideas

reblogs are highly appreciated, and please do not repost my art

[i-will-steal-your-intestines]

Tom Riddle

[kindlingsoul000]

Happy Birthday, Yoo Joonghyuk.

Art based on a poem by Langston Hughes, from "The Weary Blues" (1925).

X (Twitter)

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[intrusodamente]

ehc from @edenisquiet

ewc from @justcakethanks

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Rocky: *tries to sneak back into the house early in the morning*

Adrian, turning around on a spinning chair to face the door: Rocky want tell Adrian where been all night question?

Rocky: Rocky…Rocky with Grace all night.

Grace, turning around on another spinning chair: Want to try again?

Rocky:

Rocky: Well 🎵🎶🎶.

[wolfie180g]

Grace's chair spins too far and he has to scootch it back to face Rocky again