Unemployed Bastard

dm me frogs and I'll give u a kiss 🥺

[wizard--spells]

Bloodborne facts thats also apply in real life

[aprocrastinatingperfectionist]

[a-petite-writer]

today’s the kinda day where you listen to the killers and drink tea while looking out the window

[brandonsvictim]

The Killers: Sometimes you’re the Shih Tzu and sometimes you’re the tree

Me:

[localgrandma]

show me pics of pretty rocks please

[cryptid-under-your-bed]

[leafy-magic]

Financial independence is buying at least one frog related item after each paycheck.

That or I just have a problem...🐸

[medusapetrichor-exit]

Ummm... 

👉👈 

👉👈

 ...You want to see my rock collection? 

[leafy-magic]

If you’re feelin down, just remember that frogs exist :)

[fishingboatproceeds]

I love it when you call me big chungo.

[railroadsoftware]

why’s he say stuff like this

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

daddy: *cums on the floor* me and the roaches: *fights over who gets to lick it first*

[h0odrich]

what in gods name

[a-caffeinated-idiot]

This is the Blue Ridge Tunnel, in Crozet, Virginia. It was recently reopened to the public, since it was formerly a railway tunnel. Normally, I don’t care much for trains, but this was a very cool trail. In the middle, it was pitch black without the lanterns, except for two pinpricks of light of the entrances on either side. Because of that, flashlights or headlamps are required. I went here in late November and if you get there early, it isn’t too crowded at all. A lot of people bike through it, but my bf and I walked since it was only about 4 miles the whole way there and back. 

[a-caffeinated-idiot]

Its me im the best bi

[a-caffeinated-idiot]

Spring contaminated... but with what?

[a-caffeinated-idiot]

I want what he has. He represents peace.

[rattusrattus3]

Gobs! Crows! Creatures! Punks! Do y’all modify ur clothing ??? This is me jackèt. I bleached it, printed the patches (not all!) and sewed all on myself :-) the fabric squares are scraps from my boyfriends moms quilting project. Pls share ur cool modified clothes W me I wanna seeeee!!!!

(PS My favourite things are the button that says Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right and the one that says A Woman’s Place Is In The Resistance. And Consillo et Labore is a Latin phrase meaning With Wisdom and Effort (I drew the patch :-)))

[wutz]

(to the tune of uptown girl)

uptown toad! sittin pretty on his mighty throne