lol

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[sigynpenniman]

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] YOU should kill yourself

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Vegetable Muppets

[wifegideonnav]

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]

[100line]

[sacred-portal]

[gridmaster5000-deactivated20241]

why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.

[nthfunct-deactivated20231201]

construction workers were a superstitious organization who thought orange objects could ward off vehicles, or even control people.

[pharmafelon]

Legend has it their most important ritual was destroying a section of a road then smoking cigarettes around it for hours on end. Experts say this was to bless the area

[redrola]

[depsidase]

[sorairoknife]

You know it's really hard to follow a movie's plot when you can't recognize the main actor's faces

[sorairoknife]

There should be an option for something like captions on movies except it's like, color coded arrows on top of the actors' heads so you know it's the same person from that other scene

[dovv]

me as a youtuber making thousands of dollars off of video essays paraphrasing the Wikipedia articles for horrific travesties throughout European and Asian history: uhh okay I’m not even gonna TRY to pronounce that one 😂

[angelslant]

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

[sacred-portal]

[gremlingirlsmell]

[unpopular]

Akine Coco