Seriously, I'm a weeb

and digusting some of the time

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Life is suffering lol

[zero-despair-deactivated2019072]

Rika | Jihyun | Jumin | Zen

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Rika | Jihyun | Jumin | Zen

[klubbhead]

For the ladies :P

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I’m not white nor am I a Liberal. Ok.

Take the quizz here.

[grammaticallycorrectmemer]

Texts like this ☝️😍 from Palpadaddy 😩💦

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During the game he called the enemy team trash before proceeding to stomp them and getting a penta..

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Vayne in a nutshell

“No-one initiates, for like 15 minutes so I might as well do it.”

So the 4/13 Vayne tumbles into their team for the 13th time that game.

We lost because of that, when they had 3 inhibs down and an open nexus.

She later complains that she never adcs (I gave it to her because she said she’s never supported)

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League really gets me

[pumpkinmcqueen]

Ruin the wish then make a wish. I'll start

I wish I had a million chicken nuggets

[spexial-k]

They all bitten into

I wish I had 5mil and an annual vacation to Hawaii

[pumpkinmcqueen]

Granted but it means you relive the same year over and over

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner

[humble-magnificent]

You’re turned into a tofu dog instead.

I wish I could travel as much as I want whenever I want

[pumpkinmcqueen]

Granted but you have to ride as cargo or be shipped fedex style

I wish I could cook like a top chef

[spexial-k]

Granted but you can’t season your food

I wish i had multiple talents

[pumpkinmcqueen]

Granted but one of them is uncontrollable flatulence

I wish I had a pet cow the size of a puppy

[biohazerd]

granted, but it still takes regular cow sized shits and refuses to be trained.

i wishi could change my hair color & legnth at will

[marble-moons]

Granted but all your hair, everywhere grows/changes at once I wish I could live my dream job.

[biohazerd]

granted, but it pays minimum wage with no benefits or chance for promotion.

i wish i could teleport wherever i wanted whenever i wanted

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Granted, but you lose a limb everytime you teleport

I wish I had telekinesis

[biohazerd]

granted, but every time you use ur telekinesis your brain cells drastically deplete

i wish i had the power to cure anyone of any disease

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Granted but every time you cure a disease you have a stroke

I wish I was the world’s best kickboxer

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Granted but your only opponents are kindergartners

I wish my student loans were all paid off

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

oh my god

granted, but sharks were hunted and sold to pay it off

I wish there were no lgbtqphobic people 

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Granted but now the animals have evolved into phobic dicks like zootopia

I wish I had long mermaid hair

[sighinastorm]

Granted but it covers your breasts at all times. 

I wish I had my life to do over again, with the wisdom I have now.

[animegirlfeet-deactivated202508]

Granted but you’re born blind, deaf, and mute.

I wish I was good at Overwatch

[official-tenryuu-deactivated201]

Granted but you could only play as McCree and every time you had your ult Mei would put up an ice wall as you used it.

I wish could have complete control over time, with the ability to stop and start it as I pleased.

[animegirlfeet-deactivated202508]

Granted but every time you have sex or j/o it time stutters and you fast forward to when you’re already done.

I wish I was extremely great at my major

[superchat]

Granted but you dont like your major

I wish I had complete peace of mind

[animegirlfeet-deactivated202508]

Granted but everything in your life is actually falling apart

I wish I could go to sleep at a reasonable hour

[40kislife]

Granted, but everytime you go to sleep, you enter an alternate timeline where one facet of your life is slightly different.

I wish I could force myself to do what I’m supposed to for a normal length of time.

[animegirlfeet-deactivated202508]

Granted but you still get little to nothing done

I wish I could play guitar

[anchovy-official]

Granted, but you can only play wonderwall

I wish I could time travel

[loafyloaf]

Granted, but you can’t control how far forward or backward you go.

I wish for unlimited power.

[anchovy-official]

Granted, but you every time you use your power 10,000 people have to die 

I wish for 500 extra years of life

[loafyloaf]

Granted, but you have to move at the speed of a sloth for the entirety of it.

I wish to be able to commit any crime free of prosecution.

[anchovy-official]

Granted, but the victims of your crime scene have to be people you care about

I wish to never have any computer problems ever again

[loafyloaf]

Granted, but you can only use Windows 98 with a dial up connection

I wish for the ability to prove/disprove the existence of God

[st4t3s-deactivated20170505]

Granted, but whatever you prove you aren’t believed about and are ridiculed for.

I wish to live an intentional life.

[kasaron]

Granted, but the intentions are determined by a 22 year old College Arts Major.

I wish for a nice, chilled glass of bourbon to appear in my hand.

[beauty-brains-and-bullets-deact]

Granted, but your other hand catches on fire.

I wish a life full of happiness

[therevenantrising-deactivated20]

Granted, but that doesn’t change the fact that children are starving all over the world.

I wish you’d all eat my ass.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

Granted, but you don’t get a reach around.

I wish everyone I care about was happy.

[singleteachmehowtomingle]

Granted, but the world ends in two years.

I wish to be completely immortal.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

Granted, but you are imprisoned for life.

I wish I could change the proportions of my body at will.

[shibari-babe-deactivated2018120]

Granted, but every day every hour on the hour, Cotton Eyed Joe plays, wherever you are, for the Rest. Of. Your. LIFE.

I wish I could travel wherever I wanted for the rest of my life without issue of $$$

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

Granted, but you can only stay at shitty pay by the hour motels with moldy mattresses.

I wish I was immediately the best in the world at any hobby or sport I decide to pick up.

[hominishostilis]

Granted, but your bones are horrendously brittle and break under the slightest stress.

I wish I always have just enough money to pay for whatever I’m buying.

[dontneedfeminism2]

Granted but you can only buy non-essential things online from foreign countries and you can’t get expedited shipping. Essential items can be bought normally.

I wish I could live for free without being homeless or a criminal.

[hominishostilis]

Granted but you live in a cave in the Washington State woods, eat bugs and leaves, and are constantly mistaken for Bigfoot

I wish I could breathe underwater

[dontneedfeminism2]

Granted, but now you can’t breathe out of water. Congratulations on being the first real merman.

I wish I had a pet dog.

[your-favorite-clown-deactivated]

Granted, but it absolutely despises you.

I wish I could choose a weight and figure then stay that way for the rest of my life, without aging on my face either.

[dontneedfeminism2]

Granted, but the body type you choose becomes immediately undesirable to the rest of humanity.

I wish I had a flamethrower.

[corpuscaiiosum]

It is yours but it’s a deactivated movie prop

I wish I could come and go through fictional worlds as I like

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Granted, but the worlds are how a child perceives them.

I wish I could create universes and planets as I please.

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My different reactions in league

When I get caught out

Team: Aww that sucks

Me: Yeah, too bad

Team: Holy shit, you’re so fucking bad, how can someone be bad at Janna, she’s literally a point and click champion

Me: Yeah fuck you too buddy

Team: ...

Me: Okay, listen here you fucking asshole, I didn’t spend all day doing nothing to get shit talked on league. If you’re gonna shit talk be a man about it fucker, don’t be a bitch, if you’re gonna be angry at least be a man about it. I don’t want your

‘why???????????????’ or Question mark ping spam.

Seriously, if I catch you in my games being passive aggressive it won’t be a fun game for anyone.

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When you’re so useless you just decide to build support.

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Flex queue

I want 2/8 on my promos, I got gold 3. I was gold 5 during preseason. Also, I was being matched with challengers and Masters. Rito. 

[batmansymbol]

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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Santa’s Presents

[princess-gheya]

Oh my GODD

[inverted-posts]

This is a negativity post for girls

- girls who “can’t” control their anger - girls who yell - girls who are selfish - girls who terrorize men - girls who watch porn - girls who take out their emotions on others - girls who don’t take responsibility for their actions - girls (any and all)

Fuck you. Fuck yourselves. I hate you.

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Oh fuck, I watch porn, and I’m selfish. God damn

[fuckyeahgaycouples]

Jeff & Nathaniel

I was on my final year of university and on my way to class, there were tours going around my campus. Saw this cute blondie on his own looking very lost. Took all the courage in me to approach him, turns out he got separated from his group. Ditched my class and I took him to the campus cafe. We ended up talking for hours, swapped numbers, dated for a few months before asking him to be my bf and never looked back since.

Follow us on insta @nathaniel_quinn & @evangelistajeff

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omfg, these guys are adorable!