Spiky

[dogpuppy]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[segamascott]

[ilovecats4ever]

welcome to the future

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"

PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts Pepperōnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

The month of the grape harvest, 1959, Rene Magritte

Medium: oil,canvas

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

[clowngirrl]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me when i want a blogger to die but im scared of getting yelled at so i use the exclamation point of no consequences

[ozempicofficial]

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[parakeet]

Fart wife?

[cetitanhasmoved]

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

[cetitanhasmoved]

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!